it's not a nude party but there's no rules against taking your pants off too

[flightsuit]

in which everyone is required to take their damn shirt off because reasons that's really all there is to this party so just take it off ladays and gents TOPLESS PARTY

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[ingoodhans]

[ Hans sighs. Well, now he knows what it takes for her to want to stop. He holds himself still. It's not quite so bad yet, but he knows he'll want more if they continue like this. If only his stupid body wasn't so damn sensitive... ]

I don't... really want to. I mean, I could always... uh, deal with this in the bathroom? And come back?

[ Is that weird? Oh well. ]

[snedronningen]

Th--that's a little weird.

[ Said with a bit of a smile, because they weren't really anything. Just "the girl this guy wants to sleep with and the guy who broke her sister's heart". ]

And that's more than one touch.

[ Granted, she's not really saying 'no'. She really was enjoying it, but--even though he was a huge douche bag-- she didn't want to leave him with blue balls the entire night.

Though she could possible be convinced.... ]

[ingoodhans]

Yeeah...

[ He didn't really think that would work, either. Instead, he kind of rolls to the side, awkwardly shuffling into her sheets. ]

I, um. I understand... If you'd like to stop. Unless there's something I can do to get any farther?

[ Haha, nope, he knows there isn't. Probably. ]

[snedronningen]

[ She'll blush just a bit harder than she was before-- ahhh she really missed his heat. There's a large part of her which just wants her to say 'yes', but... no, she can't. There's just far too many factors in play.

She shakes her head. ]

Not right now.

[ Here she'll let her arms relax back to her sides, rolling her shoulders a bit to get the kinks out, lips pressed together as she works through the strained muscles-- And you know, right now is when she really looks at house tousled and-- downright handsome Hans looks right now all wrapped up in her sheets and wanting.

Sheeeeeeeeee's.... just going to promptly roll on to her stomach and shove her face in to her pillow. There may have been a noise of frustration she tried to muffle Shit man. Fuck her life, right? ]

[ingoodhans]

Oookay, then.

[ Hans is trying to sound like he's got this, but he really doesn't got this. He's blushing and now things are awkward and it's starting to sink in that he probably could be a little more forceful if he wanted to... but come on, he knows he won't get any farther if he goes full asshole with Elsa.

And he really does want to get farther. Maybe like. An actual date.

Instead, he rolls the rest of the way off the bed-- and lands on the floor with a yelp. ]

Ow!

[snedronningen]

[That'll get her attention. She'll just crawl over to the side of the bed, wrapped up in blankets and sheets--]

A--are you okay?

[ingoodhans]

Fuc-freaking tiny college beds...! [ He mumbles, still half tied to the bed cause of the sheets he didn't actually succeed in rolling out of. ]

I'm fine! I'm... just. Fine.

[ Except now he's hiding his face because wow, talk about embarrassing, falling off the bed when things were going so well. Haha, not. ]

1/2

[snedronningen]

[ ...... ]

[snedronningen]

[ ...okay don't mind as she just bursts out into giggles. Just. Fucking. Giggles-- no

No way.

This is ridiculous.

You are ridiculous.

You are stuck in her sheets and you can't even get out. Bro-- ]

H-hold still. You're making it worse.

[ Still wrapped up in those sheets of hers she's just going to scooch to the edge of her bed and grab his shoulder to keep him steady. ]

You're like a little kid.

[ How many times had Anna gotten stuck in the sheets? Jeez, she'd lost count.

And now she'll just carefully but swiftly untwist the sheets from around that leg they're so attached to. ]

There. [ That earns you a hair ruffle, Hans. ]

[ingoodhans]

I didn't do it on purpose, obviously.

[ It's not like he can complain too much when it's earning him hair ruffles, but he still grumbles bitterly, burying his face in her floor. Yeah, wow. Laughing at him too-- you're lucky you've got a cute laugh, Elsa. ]

It wasn't that funny.

[snedronningen]

It's totally funny.

[ HAIR RUFFLING INTENSIFIES ]

Why can't you just act like that in front of everyone else?

[ They won't believe her if she suggests you're not a terrible person, but just have really bad horrible terrible social skills.


like



really awful



seriously awful. ]

[ingoodhans]

Like what?

[ No, really. He doesn't... well, okay. Maybe he does know what she's talking about. ]

I act however people want me to act. If I'm honest, people say I'm an asshole. If I'm nice for the sake of being nice, they'll say I'm being disingenuous.

[ Really, he just sucks at the whole... 'caring what people think' thing. ]

I wasn't sure what you wanted once you started... showing interest in what we were doing, so I took a gamble and tried being honest. [ That's why he's explaining himself at all, really. ] If you want me to be more of an asshole around everyone else, I can do that.

[snedronningen]

No, I-- [ Jesus Hans, you suck at everything. Just fyi. Except kissing. ur decent at that ] -- I don't want you to be more of an asshole.

[ She'll hold on to those sheets around herself while she swings her legs over the side of the bed so she can pull him to sit up right. ]

Just stop -- trying to be 'perfect'. I think that's what gets everyone kind of annoyed. [ Really, that's the best way to put it into solid words. She can't exactly tell him that when he's clumsy and kind of a dork and imperfect he's much more attractive. ]

[ingoodhans]

I don't try to be perfect. I am perfect.

[ He says, pulling himself up and stroking the shoulder he landed on. Yes, he's just the picture of perfection, isn't he? Okay, maybe he just shrugs. ]

I mean, I... at least aim to be. What's so wrong with that?

this was gonna be longer but then naaaaaaaaaah

[snedronningen]

Your imperfections make you beautiful.

[ Leaning forward to kiss him on his forehead. ]

1/2 WELP

[ingoodhans]

[ Bwuh?

Hans is............... what?

Give him a minute.












That was... a compliment? A real one? She was complimenting his imperfections? The stuff that's wrong with him?

Is she serious right now? ]

[ingoodhans]

[ Well, after staring incredulously for a good minute or so, Hans manages to recover from that... odd compliment. He's half a mind to pull some of that bravado of his-- but he really doesn't know what to say. His instincts tell him to do what she wants him to do... that's just what he defaults to, but.........

This is coming from the guy whose family never loved him and who pretty much tried to iron out all those imperfections, ok. ]

You're... not kidding, right? Are you?

[ If she'd just called him beautiful, he'd have glowed with pride. But this... This is WEIRD OKAY. ]

That's not funny either, you know.

[snedronningen]

I'm not trying to be funny-- [ You baffle her, bro ] Perfection is for fairy tales. I prefer reality.

[ingoodhans]

Maybe... but.

[ Ugh, he's. About to get personal. Being perfect is his reality. ]

Look, I have twelve older brothers. I've always tried to be... perfect. Otherwise I'd never get noticed.

[ You baffle him, Elsa. ]

No one's ever said something like that to me-- unless you count my brothers, but they never meant it.

[snedronningen]

If your family doesn't notice you for who you are now-- then why would you want them to notice you for being someone you aren't?

[ Ughhhh, she's going to tug you so you come back closer to the bed you weird half hard baby. She'll even open up the blankets so she can give you a hug because it seems like you need one(With her top off and all). ]

The people who like you for you will come when you drop the act. [ She shrugs ] Everyone likes Jack and he's kind of an asshole.

[ingoodhans]

Because that someone I'm not is perfect.

[ Hans leans back into the hug though, that's another thing he's not really used to. But he knows enough acting to, y'know, do his thing.

Still scoffs, though. ]

"Kind of" an asshole doesn't cover me. I doubt Jack could get on my level. I mean, for all I know, you could be saying this to... diffuse me. Though I can't imagine why you would...

[ Trust me, he's trying to come up with theories, but none of them make sense. Why would Elsa give a crap about him? ]

[snedronningen]

Hans, that guy who was feeling me up. You right here, right now.

I'd like to get to know him better.

Not whoever 'perfect' is.

[ oh jeesus her weakness is definitely insecure younger siblings because she's leaning in to kiss him, a quick peck ]

Perfect is kinda a cad anyway.

[ingoodhans]

...Really?

[ Hans is honestly. Very confused. He looks at Elsa like she's crazy-- because to him, she must be. He's insecure and pushy and.. well, he's actually a cad, you know. But the kiss silences his rebuttal, at least for now. ]

So... does that mean you'd go out on a date with me?

[ Heh, yeah, the 'real' him still wants that date, Elsa. ]

[snedronningen]

No.

[ Okay there, have a playful shove. ]

I'm not going on date with you.

[ingoodhans]

[ Hans just laughs. Hell, he's not sure if she's being serious or not, but at least, against all odds, she just admitted to wanting to get to know him better.

Which is a step towards dating. ]

Can't blame a guy for trying. At least here no one can see you continuously reject me.

[ Pathetic. Completely pathetic. But okay as long as he wins in the end. ]