it's not a nude party but there's no rules against taking your pants off too

[flightsuit]

in which everyone is required to take their damn shirt off because reasons that's really all there is to this party so just take it off ladays and gents TOPLESS PARTY

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[ingoodhans]

Like what?

[ No, really. He doesn't... well, okay. Maybe he does know what she's talking about. ]

I act however people want me to act. If I'm honest, people say I'm an asshole. If I'm nice for the sake of being nice, they'll say I'm being disingenuous.

[ Really, he just sucks at the whole... 'caring what people think' thing. ]

I wasn't sure what you wanted once you started... showing interest in what we were doing, so I took a gamble and tried being honest. [ That's why he's explaining himself at all, really. ] If you want me to be more of an asshole around everyone else, I can do that.

[snedronningen]

No, I-- [ Jesus Hans, you suck at everything. Just fyi. Except kissing. ur decent at that ] -- I don't want you to be more of an asshole.

[ She'll hold on to those sheets around herself while she swings her legs over the side of the bed so she can pull him to sit up right. ]

Just stop -- trying to be 'perfect'. I think that's what gets everyone kind of annoyed. [ Really, that's the best way to put it into solid words. She can't exactly tell him that when he's clumsy and kind of a dork and imperfect he's much more attractive. ]

[ingoodhans]

I don't try to be perfect. I am perfect.

[ He says, pulling himself up and stroking the shoulder he landed on. Yes, he's just the picture of perfection, isn't he? Okay, maybe he just shrugs. ]

I mean, I... at least aim to be. What's so wrong with that?

this was gonna be longer but then naaaaaaaaaah

[snedronningen]

Your imperfections make you beautiful.

[ Leaning forward to kiss him on his forehead. ]

1/2 WELP

[ingoodhans]

[ Bwuh?

Hans is............... what?

Give him a minute.












That was... a compliment? A real one? She was complimenting his imperfections? The stuff that's wrong with him?

Is she serious right now? ]

[ingoodhans]

[ Well, after staring incredulously for a good minute or so, Hans manages to recover from that... odd compliment. He's half a mind to pull some of that bravado of his-- but he really doesn't know what to say. His instincts tell him to do what she wants him to do... that's just what he defaults to, but.........

This is coming from the guy whose family never loved him and who pretty much tried to iron out all those imperfections, ok. ]

You're... not kidding, right? Are you?

[ If she'd just called him beautiful, he'd have glowed with pride. But this... This is WEIRD OKAY. ]

That's not funny either, you know.

[snedronningen]

I'm not trying to be funny-- [ You baffle her, bro ] Perfection is for fairy tales. I prefer reality.

[ingoodhans]

Maybe... but.

[ Ugh, he's. About to get personal. Being perfect is his reality. ]

Look, I have twelve older brothers. I've always tried to be... perfect. Otherwise I'd never get noticed.

[ You baffle him, Elsa. ]

No one's ever said something like that to me-- unless you count my brothers, but they never meant it.

[snedronningen]

If your family doesn't notice you for who you are now-- then why would you want them to notice you for being someone you aren't?

[ Ughhhh, she's going to tug you so you come back closer to the bed you weird half hard baby. She'll even open up the blankets so she can give you a hug because it seems like you need one(With her top off and all). ]

The people who like you for you will come when you drop the act. [ She shrugs ] Everyone likes Jack and he's kind of an asshole.

[ingoodhans]

Because that someone I'm not is perfect.

[ Hans leans back into the hug though, that's another thing he's not really used to. But he knows enough acting to, y'know, do his thing.

Still scoffs, though. ]

"Kind of" an asshole doesn't cover me. I doubt Jack could get on my level. I mean, for all I know, you could be saying this to... diffuse me. Though I can't imagine why you would...

[ Trust me, he's trying to come up with theories, but none of them make sense. Why would Elsa give a crap about him? ]

[snedronningen]

Hans, that guy who was feeling me up. You right here, right now.

I'd like to get to know him better.

Not whoever 'perfect' is.

[ oh jeesus her weakness is definitely insecure younger siblings because she's leaning in to kiss him, a quick peck ]

Perfect is kinda a cad anyway.

[ingoodhans]

...Really?

[ Hans is honestly. Very confused. He looks at Elsa like she's crazy-- because to him, she must be. He's insecure and pushy and.. well, he's actually a cad, you know. But the kiss silences his rebuttal, at least for now. ]

So... does that mean you'd go out on a date with me?

[ Heh, yeah, the 'real' him still wants that date, Elsa. ]

[snedronningen]

No.

[ Okay there, have a playful shove. ]

I'm not going on date with you.

[ingoodhans]

[ Hans just laughs. Hell, he's not sure if she's being serious or not, but at least, against all odds, she just admitted to wanting to get to know him better.

Which is a step towards dating. ]

Can't blame a guy for trying. At least here no one can see you continuously reject me.

[ Pathetic. Completely pathetic. But okay as long as he wins in the end. ]

[snedronningen]

Donuts. Tomorrow morning.


[ .... ]


Also try to clean up a bit.


[ ......... ]

And try not to screw up anyone elses love lives.

[ingoodhans]

I'll try.

[ Of course, donuts means he earned another kiss, right? Well Hans is gonna turn around and go for it anyway. ]

At least we have an excuse for you to try and 'get to know me.'

[snedronningen]

[wooooa. Hold on there buddy--]

Who said you could kiss me again?


[never mind she just kissed u. But that was ttly different]

[ingoodhans]

Donuts. I'll bring two dozen tomorrow.

[ He smiles, cheeky. You gotta keep a short leash on this jerk, Elsa. ]

[snedronningen]

A boob grab is worth at least two dozen donuts.

[your barter system is off ]

[ingoodhans]

Two dozen, and I'll get you coffee or a smoothie, or whatever you want. I'll.... I promise I won't kiss you tomorrow, if you'd like, or I'll... apologize to Jack face to face this time?

[ He really just wants more kisses. ]

[snedronningen]

[wow bro. Rly?]

Aren't you still-- [looking down pointedly at his pants because she doesn't want to exacerbate his "problem"]

[ingoodhans]

Huh?

[ Hans had forgotten all about that-- falling off the bed and getting laughed at did a pretty good job of killing his buzz, so to speak. ]

N-no, not at all, actually. As if I could... after that? No.

[snedronningen]

[well she'll hold out both arms to him in invitation]

Then get back in here.

[チャンス！！！(=´∀｀)人(´∀｀=)]

[ingoodhans]

[ You know, if he were any less desperate, he'd probably be a little insulted that 'not having a boner' seemed to be the only requirement for joining her in bed. But nope, there's no limit he won't go to for this possible date.

And the fondling from earlier was pretty good. Follow the smileys, Hans! Now's your chance! ]

That touch goes pretty far, hm?

[ You can bet he's getting right back in bed, into her arms. ]

[snedronningen]

[brooooo she just didn't want u goin past the point of no return. Makeouts are fiiiiine by her]

It's like you said earlier. You get points for being pathetic.

[okay in her arms, under the covers and she's going to lie you both back on to the pillows. ]