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it's not a nude party but there's no rules against taking your pants off too

in which everyone is required to take their damn shirt off because reasons
that's really all there is to this party so just take it off ladays and gents

TOPLESS PARTY

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[Who's ready for glitter tits?

AKA Watch Elsa try to dash away from this madness with her shirt ON!]

[check out that manly viking chest]

[ And that's Anna just totally not trying to piggyback onto you from behind.

What do? ]

[They say his blondness is unmanly, but the rest of him begs to differ.]

[And Elsa isn't comfortable with this... unless she's drunk. When she's drunk, she doesn't care as much. But for now, she's just going to lock herself in her room.]

[She'll probably have no shame.]

[ You will have a shout and and blushing Elsa. THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE GONNA HAVE ANNA ]

A--Anna!

[ She really doesn't mind her sister's nudity. Lord knows she's used to her sister walking into her room near buck-naked and trying on all of her clothes. ]

This is a ridiculous "theme".

[ SHE WANTS YOU TO KNOW THAT ]

[ Topless, right?

~~Someone stop her, she's wandering out of her room with no bra on, either.~~ ]

[ name of the game. Get Elsa to take her shirt off. Dirty tactics accepted, you lose all points if you make her cry. Person who gets it off the most wins.

Watch out for the protective younger sibling ]

[ Let's be real, with Hans' figure, his chest is his best asset. After his sideburns, of course. ~~Maybe that's why he's such a boobs man....~~ ]

[ At least she's not trying to take your shirt off. In fact, she's planning on piggybacking for like ever. But yeah, woops, naked boobs pressing against'cha, whatcha gonna do? ]

It's totally not! But it is. But hey, at least it's fun?

[ AND TOTALLY AN EXCUSE TO SEE EVERYONE SHIRTLESS??? Come on, Anna hasn't been too lucky, but at least she can ogle. ]

Oh my gosh. Is that a spider on your shirt?

[ You said the shirt had to be off, you never mentioned how. ]

[ She's totally not checking him out unabashedly and woops does she have literally no bra on either?

But after a moment, she'll speak up. ]

Not bad.

[ So she's set herself a no touching rule for Hiccup, at least not in a dirty way, ever since uh. You know. The whole Jack and Hiccup thing became a thing. But that doesn't mean she can't look. Soooo...

Have Anna totally not sneaking glances at a very nearby Hiccup as she reaches for her cooler. ]

[ She can handle the tits on her back but OOF yeesh Anna you aren't five anymore. She'll try to do her best to let you piggy back?? ]

I don't see what's fun about wandering around with your shirt off.

[ a pause ]

Do you know where my laptop went?

[ AND THERE'S THE ANSWER TO WHY SHE'S OUT AT THIS PARTY ]

[ She's at least holding on. And not even being indecent about it either! Besides being exposed. ]

It's different! You're the artist, you should totally draw all of us. Sure people'd pose after a few drinks.

[ Although the mention of the laptop has her humming very innocently. ]

... Nope, not at all, actually. Why, y'looking for it?

[Unfortunately, he believes he was just invited to a regular party. Was not told the word "shirtless".]

[ She'd almost fall for it if everyone hadn't been attempting some variation of that on her all night ]

I'm not nearly drunk enough to fall for that.

[ Who's this?

Anna finds herself infinitely curious as to why this guy's walking about with such a 'deer in the headlights' look and well. WITH A SHIRT ON. ]

... IIIIII don't think I've ever seen you around here before! What's your name?

[ Most of the girls at least have a bra. Anna, however, is a firm believer in the word 'topless'. ]

Not bad yourself, feistypants.

[Kristoff likes what he sees, too. But he notices something off about her. Something that sort of isn't in line with what he imagined the rules to be.]

Anna, are you sure you should be... [Long pause.] ...did you do something with your hair? It's different.

[Okay, so maybe he doesn't notice. Or care.]

[Not too long ago, he'd probably feel pretty awkward about this party, but as a newly committed man, he's actually being pretty casual.

And he has a pretty decent bod to show off too. Which he notices Anna peeking at from the side while he's sipping his beer.]

Oh, hey, Anna. Did you need something?

It was either you or Jack. Stop playing innocent.

[ SIGH. This is her greatest burden ]

You're lucky I just finished my midterms.

[ So she can relax. A little. ]

[ Despite how smooth she's trying to be, the return compliment has her face flushing- biting her lip before she peers down, then at him again-- ]

Well, I decided to tie it up-- y'know, in a bun. Safeguard in case I drink too much, right?

[ Well, it's okay. She doesn't seem to care, either. Well, aside from being flustered already. ]

[Apollo had heard a couple of things here and there about a house that held some pretty interesting parties, but this was the first time he was actually invited to one. Unfortunately, the invitation left out the details of the "suggested attire", so he's there in his cute little vest and white button-up, feeling extremely out of place.

And that's when she popped up.

He had seen her around campus a couple of times, but he never exactly knew who she was. Except now he's really getting to know because she's completely exposed. Literally.]

Oh! A-ah! I'M APOLLO! APOLLO JUSTICE! NICE TO MEET YOU!

[Oops. A little nervous there.]

[ Nearly dropping her cooler when he speaks up, she laughs and casually tucks a strand of hair behind her ear, gripping the drink rather tight in case she gets nervous again. Yeesh. ]

N-nah. Just thinking that Jack's probably counting his lucky stars for a bod like yours. [ she teases, enthusiastic, as she starts screwing the bottle open. ]

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