it's not a nude party but there's no rules against taking your pants off too

[flightsuit]

in which everyone is required to take their damn shirt off because reasons that's really all there is to this party so just take it off ladays and gents TOPLESS PARTY

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[snedronningen]

That's still not gonna work.

[ She has to admit it's a little weird talking to him so casually as her shirt was thrown to the side again, but-- whatever. donuts. ]

[ingoodhans]

Worth a shot.

[ Hans smirks. You will break, Elsa. And when that moment comes, HE'LL BE THERE... WITH DINNER RESERVATIONS...

Well, except here he's just going to bring his hands back over her breasts and kisses her neck. ]

Did you have fun? For the rest of the party?

[snedronningen]

[ She hums softly, bringing her hands back down to take a hold of his hips-- ]

Well, I didn't have to fight off any more men shaped like a mountain to keep my shirt on-- so it was alright.

[ Here she pauses for a moment ]

But I did accidentally walk in on Jack and Hiccup...


[ ......like that. ]

[ingoodhans]

You flatter me.

[ Hell yeah, all those workouts are paying off-- what do you mean that might not have been a compliment? ]

Wait, what? Them again?

[snedronningen]

I was talking about Kristoff--

[ MOUNTAIN MAN HIMSELF. ]

Yeah, they didn't even lock their door. I think I'm still a bit blind from Jack's ass.

[ Exactly what you want to hear when you're feeling up tits, right? ]

[ingoodhans]

Oh, him... You know, I tried to ask him what his secret was, but he wouldn't really tell me. I guess it's just genetics.

[ More like drunkenly came on to him but, shhh. Also sweet god, that is not an image he needed. Hans would reel back if it wouldn't land him on the floor again. ]

That.......... Did you really need to share that? He already hates me, now whenever I see him I'm going to think of him getting reamed by his boyfriend.

[ Keeping a straight face is going to be impossible. ]

[snedronningen]

...You kissed him.

[ .... ]

You kissed them both.

[ Kissing someone doesn't mean u wanna imagine sex with them Elsa. ]

[ingoodhans]

I was drunk.

[ Plus it was a competition!! Totally different. ]

I have no intention of sleeping with either of them. Pretty sure Jack would skin me.

[snedronningen]

Ah, the wonderful decisions people make while drunk.

[ She'll ruffle that hair of his.

And people wonder why she chose not to drink. Especially when she had a babby sis to watch. ]

Sorry to get off the current-- topic. You did ask how the rest of my night went.

[ingoodhans]

Yeah, that's how I... well, ended up in your room that morning. So it wasn't a complete loss.

[ But back to better things, like kissing down her neck and cupping Elsa's breasts. Because these are important things. ]

Next time, if it has to do with anyone else having sex, I kinda don't want to hear it...

[snedronningen]

Right, as if I'm the one who has stories about sex.

[ She is totally implying you are a man whore, Hans. But your lips are helping her forget that, and she'll tip her head back on to the pillows as attention is lavished upon her. ]

[ingoodhans]

Other people's stories are of no interest to me.

[ And really, those lips aren't letting up. He slips down her chest, kissing his way there. Okay, maybe he's a bit of a manwhore, but he enjoys sex and it's a great tool for getting people on his side. Can you blame him?

Yeah, ok, you totes can. ]

[snedronningen]

Oh good, Wh-- [ A soft gasp as he draws closer to her more sensitive skin ]-- when I have my own sexual incursions I'll be sure to tell you all about them.

[ingoodhans]

Of course. And since we're not dating, I won't get jealous.

[ He says, jealously sliding his tongue over the side of one of her breasts. Oh, sure, Hans. That's how you're gonna play it, huh? ]

[snedronningen]

[ A loud breath in when his tongue rolls over her skin. Warm and wet and such a new feeling. ]

Gl--glad to hear that.

[ Yup. this was definitely worth the wait. ]

[ingoodhans]

[ And since it's worth the wait, Hans figures, why not draw it out? He won't get to her nipple just yet, but instead rolls his tongue over and under, circling the sensitive skin. ]

If you want me to get jealous though, you know what you have to do.

[ Read: "Date me." ]

[snedronningen]

[ A shuddering breath in and her hands grip on to his hips a bit more tightly. And pull him forward with out entirely meaning to ]

I--'ve never been a fan of a jealous boyfriend. I think I'll gather a harem instead.

[ingoodhans]

[ That's dangerous territory, Elsa. But for now Hans just tucks his tongue underneath her breast, licking from side to side. This is totally an appropriate situation for talking about stuff. ]

Am I gonna be in charge of your harem then? Since I was here first?

[snedronningen]

[ She giggles a bit softly. The sensation is a bit ticklish-- ]

No-- you're in charge of the donuts.

[ingoodhans]

Then there'll be oreo donuts every time.

[ Hans scoffs, finally sliding up to her nipple and letting his tongue simply lay on the nub. Yes, this is punishment. ]

[snedronningen]

Mmm--!

[ hoooo boy-- she can only hope Jack and Hiccup didn't hear that. ]

G-good. Wouldn't want to mess up your only job.

[ingoodhans]

[ Hans hums, dragging his tongue over and under, teasing a circle around. His breath is warm and slow, ghosting over her with her lips, but not quite. ]

At least if that law degree doesn't work out, I'll have that.

[snedronningen]

[a loud heated breath and she jerks just slightly against him- one of her hands flying up from his hips to his scalp-- pulling him tight to her breast. ]

Aa--[that definitely sounds like a moan] --At least you could list it on your resume.

[ingoodhans]

[ Hans grinds down against her-- oh, that moaning really isn't helping. Well, it is, but likely not in the way she wants. With her hand on his head, he presses down, circling his lips around her nipple and sucking.

Yeah, have fun with that, Elsa. ]

[snedronningen]

Ha-- [ That is louder-- and maybe it's just the fact that she got up or that she really does want revenge against Jack and Hiccup. But she's having trouble keeping it down, especially with how nicely his hips tucked and rolled into hers. ] Hans.

[ She arches her back, pushing herself into his mouth. ]