it's not a nude party but there's no rules against taking your pants off too

[flightsuit]

in which everyone is required to take their damn shirt off because reasons that's really all there is to this party so just take it off ladays and gents TOPLESS PARTY

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[snedronningen]

[ She starts with a soft curious kiss-- she hasn't really initiated many by this point, but his were warm and inviting... ]

I've... read a lot about it. [ Lots of fanfiction maybe. ] I hope you feel a little better now.

[ Considering how much she dragged it on before, only to end them in a brick wall ]

[ingoodhans]

[ Hans kisses back, open mouthed and lazy and topped off with a smile. He can handle a bit of odd leading as long as it ends like this. Sure, he's impatient, but he's also surprisingly sated. ]

I do. This more than made up for it.

[ He doesn't even feel like running or walking out. Weird. ]

And I'm... glad you know your stuff.

[ Now when she reads fanfiction around him, she can say it's research... ]

[snedronningen]

Afraid I was going to use my teeth? Or just puffer fish?

[ SHE'S READ ALL THE CRITIQUES OF TECHNIQUE ONLINE ]

Shouldn't you be worrying about my experience?

[ Now she's just being an ass.

An ass who is kissing him back slow and steady, copying how he's doing it. ]

[ingoodhans]

[ Kissing is something that can be improve pretty easily, as far as Hans is concerned. As long as she copies him, she'll be fine-- which is part of the reason why Hans takes it slow. The other part is that it's hard to be too quick when your skin feels warm and flush and light. ]

Scraping teeth is a pretty common mistake, but... you got creative. I can admire that.

[ He's gonna have to do some research if he ever plans on returning the favor... ]

I can admire way more than that about you, to be honest.

[ Oh dear is that the post-orgasm talking or what. ]

[snedronningen]

[ Oh-- she'll blush now, glad he's close enough and in enough euphoria to not spot it. She had been joking about being 'more experienced' then she let on but-- he was actually complimenting her on her chastity(Kinda ruined now, but whatever)? ]

It's-- not that big of a deal. I think having fun with this sort of thing is beneficial too. [ Really, she wished she could just... loosen up and have fun half the time. but it was practically in her programming to analyze and over prepare and look at things way too hard. ] And I doubt I got that creative.

[ She tilts her head because she likes how he kisses her in particular when she angles her head this way. How his tongue presses against hers and he nips at her lips softly. ]

[ingoodhans]

It was nice.

[ Hey, she asked him to be honest, and Hans was honestly impressed. He leans into the kiss and slides his tongue over her teeth, smiling softly at the slow pace of it all. Really, he could probably kiss her till he fell asleep. ]

If you need someone to teach you a bit more, you know who to call.

[snedronningen]

[ Okay now she's laughing into the kiss ]

I'm not someone's who's going to call you up just to practice blowing your dick.

[ingoodhans]

[ Crap, now you've got Hans laughing as well. Awkwardly. Does Hans get awkward? Nah, the laugh is just to hide his own blush. ]

I meant-- other things. I could teach you other things! Since you've got that part down, it seems like.

[snedronningen]

[ Oh you are so lucky you're lying on top of her mister, because she would shove you otherwise ]

Oh sure. Maybe you should just go invest in a fleshlight.

[ See this? This is what friends are for. Mocking you relentlessly ]

[ingoodhans]

[ Honest! He's being honest here! ]

N-now wait a minute, see...! There's nothing wrong with... practicing, that's exactly what I mean.

[ Friends can talk about this stuff, right??? ]

[snedronningen]

[ Mussing with his hair right now, gotta fuck that shit up to hell ]

You are so whiny.

[ingoodhans]

I don't whine, I'm trying to clarify myself.

[ Whiiiiine. ]

If you'd rather I... played it cool, then I can do that, but don't complain if I'm trying to be nice here.

[ Offering to practice sex with you is SO nice of him, Elsa! ]

[snedronningen]

[ .......... ]


Am I going to have to blow you again?


[ So high strung!!!!!!! ]

[ingoodhans]

........What?

[ Is she serious? She's not serious...... ]

I mean, I wouldn't exactly complain....

[snedronningen]

[ ...............Okay. She can't handle you any more. You're getting shoved into her tits. ]

[ingoodhans]

[ Ohheythisisagreatdevelopmentumbutit'shardtotalkwhenyou'regettingshovedintoherboobs.

He pulls back a bit, coming up for air (what a drama queen.) ]

Elsa?

[snedronningen]

You're nervous. [ YOU TOTALLY ARE. SHE'S TRYING TO JOKE AROUND AND YOU KEEP FREAKING OUT TAKING HER JOKES LITERALLY ] Calm down. Enjoy this.

[ingoodhans]

I-I'm not!

[ He is. ]

....okay, maybe a little?

[ Wow, hearing himself sound that unsure hurts his ears. ]

Normally I've left the room by now. Or walked away. I tend to go for "detached," rather than... cuddles.

[snedronningen]

You didn't seem to have a problem with it the other morning.

[ Mr. Wrapped-around-her-like-a-koala-and-kissing-her-neck ]

Besides, friends stick around for each other. They don't just get blown and run.

[ what an odd way of teaching friendship. ]

[ingoodhans]

Right... because we're friends.

[ That would explain the continued "staying in bed with Elsa" thing. He's gonna cuddle in further now, burying his face in her neck. ]

If you don't mind me sticking around, then I'll stay.

[ The donuts were totally worth it. ]

[snedronningen]

I don't mind.

[ She'll answer quietly, reaching to grab those discarded blankets and pull them over the both of them.

Well, at least her wiggling won't bring about problems they can't solve this time. ]

[ingoodhans]

[ Friiiiiiiiiiiiends. Friends are great. Snuggling in bed with friends? Awesome.

Though Hans is okay with just having one friend in that case. It's not a real relationship, but at least they're friends, right? ]

Thanks.

[snedronningen]

Come on, last chance for boob snuggles and kisses before we sleep.

[ NEGL u look pretty pooped Hans. So she's gonna take the initiative to stop this before you can't get donuts. Donuts are god, okay? ]

[ingoodhans]

Okay.

[ Hans mutters, leaning in for a snuggle and kissing Elsa's chest. See? Not bad for a guy who's normally just one-night only. ]

I could definitely... [ He yawns. ] ...sleep like this.

[snedronningen]

[ Ahhhh-- It still tickles and feels really good ]

Good to know it only took my tits to win you over.

[ Srsly though, everyone is obsessed with them. Having him snuggle them was just confirmation of that. ]