it's not a nude party but there's no rules against taking your pants off too

[flightsuit]

in which everyone is required to take their damn shirt off because reasons that's really all there is to this party so just take it off ladays and gents TOPLESS PARTY

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[snedronningen]

[ Oh you are so lucky you're lying on top of her mister, because she would shove you otherwise ]

Oh sure. Maybe you should just go invest in a fleshlight.

[ See this? This is what friends are for. Mocking you relentlessly ]

[ingoodhans]

[ Honest! He's being honest here! ]

N-now wait a minute, see...! There's nothing wrong with... practicing, that's exactly what I mean.

[ Friends can talk about this stuff, right??? ]

[snedronningen]

[ Mussing with his hair right now, gotta fuck that shit up to hell ]

You are so whiny.

[ingoodhans]

I don't whine, I'm trying to clarify myself.

[ Whiiiiine. ]

If you'd rather I... played it cool, then I can do that, but don't complain if I'm trying to be nice here.

[ Offering to practice sex with you is SO nice of him, Elsa! ]

[snedronningen]

[ .......... ]


Am I going to have to blow you again?


[ So high strung!!!!!!! ]

[ingoodhans]

........What?

[ Is she serious? She's not serious...... ]

I mean, I wouldn't exactly complain....

[snedronningen]

[ ...............Okay. She can't handle you any more. You're getting shoved into her tits. ]

[ingoodhans]

[ Ohheythisisagreatdevelopmentumbutit'shardtotalkwhenyou'regettingshovedintoherboobs.

He pulls back a bit, coming up for air (what a drama queen.) ]

Elsa?

[snedronningen]

You're nervous. [ YOU TOTALLY ARE. SHE'S TRYING TO JOKE AROUND AND YOU KEEP FREAKING OUT TAKING HER JOKES LITERALLY ] Calm down. Enjoy this.

[ingoodhans]

I-I'm not!

[ He is. ]

....okay, maybe a little?

[ Wow, hearing himself sound that unsure hurts his ears. ]

Normally I've left the room by now. Or walked away. I tend to go for "detached," rather than... cuddles.

[snedronningen]

You didn't seem to have a problem with it the other morning.

[ Mr. Wrapped-around-her-like-a-koala-and-kissing-her-neck ]

Besides, friends stick around for each other. They don't just get blown and run.

[ what an odd way of teaching friendship. ]

[ingoodhans]

Right... because we're friends.

[ That would explain the continued "staying in bed with Elsa" thing. He's gonna cuddle in further now, burying his face in her neck. ]

If you don't mind me sticking around, then I'll stay.

[ The donuts were totally worth it. ]

[snedronningen]

I don't mind.

[ She'll answer quietly, reaching to grab those discarded blankets and pull them over the both of them.

Well, at least her wiggling won't bring about problems they can't solve this time. ]

[ingoodhans]

[ Friiiiiiiiiiiiends. Friends are great. Snuggling in bed with friends? Awesome.

Though Hans is okay with just having one friend in that case. It's not a real relationship, but at least they're friends, right? ]

Thanks.

[snedronningen]

Come on, last chance for boob snuggles and kisses before we sleep.

[ NEGL u look pretty pooped Hans. So she's gonna take the initiative to stop this before you can't get donuts. Donuts are god, okay? ]

[ingoodhans]

Okay.

[ Hans mutters, leaning in for a snuggle and kissing Elsa's chest. See? Not bad for a guy who's normally just one-night only. ]

I could definitely... [ He yawns. ] ...sleep like this.

[snedronningen]

[ Ahhhh-- It still tickles and feels really good ]

Good to know it only took my tits to win you over.

[ Srsly though, everyone is obsessed with them. Having him snuggle them was just confirmation of that. ]

[ingoodhans]

It was a bit more than that.

[ The challenge had been part of it, as well as her brain and the Arendelle name. It helps that she's attractive, certainly, but now that was quickly turning into something else... ]

But they helped.

[snedronningen]

[ She laughs softly, but that sleepy haze is coming over her. She had been dozing when he came in. She scratches the back of his head softly, and he's still nose deep in her cleavage... oh well? ]

Do whatever you want with em' until you go to sleep, but I better not wake up to any monkey business.

[ She'd rather feel and know exactly what you're doing with her boobs, alright? Alright ]

Lights are going out though.

[ She'll reach a hand back to the light clipped on to the headboard-- she's got her fingers on the switch-- just waiting for an affirmative. ]

[ingoodhans]

You know, this means we're technically "sleeping together."

[ Hans smirks, almost childishly. He presses a slow kiss on her sternum, looking up at her with a chuckle. It's not like there's anyone he would tell. ]

I'm good with that.

[snedronningen]

[ She'll raise an eyebrow....

Well, he's not wrong. ]

Are you sure you're going to be comfortable there?

[ingoodhans]

Even if I wasn't, it'll be worth it when I wake up to you.

[ He's not even being smarmy, he's just never actually looked forward to seeing someone else in his be.

Just hope you don't wake up to any surprises, buddy. ]

[snedronningen]

[ she'll roll her eyes with a bit of a smile ]

I'll try not to freak out if you pop some morning wood.

[ingoodhans]

[ Hans blushes deep red, looking a mix or completely aghast and embarrassed. Now, now. Keep it cool, Hans. ]

If I do, it'll be because you inspired my imagination, I bet.