it's not a nude party but there's no rules against taking your pants off too

[flightsuit]

in which everyone is required to take their damn shirt off because reasons that's really all there is to this party so just take it off ladays and gents TOPLESS PARTY

Comments

[ingoodhans]

Jack? What did I do to him?

[ Hans is so good, he's offending people without even knowing it. ]

Is that the kind of thing you're into? Men kissing other men?

[snedronningen]

[she refrains from saying "you existed"]

You want to see breasts, right?

[ingoodhans]

[ Hans barks a laugh. Oh, man, Elsa. The more crass you act, the harder he falls for you, y'know. ]

Apologize to Anna, Jack and make out with Kristoff? All that better net me at least a long look.

[snedronningen]

And if you aren't interested in Anna-- as an exclusive relationship-- stop leading her on.

[yup. Her demands are great. Have fun trying to get with this one]

[ingoodhans]

You know, for the record, she's led me on just as much as I have her. You're all so quick to take her side... I suppose that's what friends do, isn't it?

[ You weirdos. ]

[snedronningen]

She's my sister and she caught us in bed together. How would you feel if you caught any one of your brothers like that?

[ingoodhans]

Too late, it's already happened before.

[ You know how it is... ]

[snedronningen]

Even more reason for you to apologize.

[ingoodhans]

[ Hans sighs. ]

Fine. Then after that, you'll go out on a date with me?

[snedronningen]

[ she could choke you ]

This is about breasts not dates.

[ She will keep repeating this and you don't even wanna know what it'd take to get a date out of her Hans. ]

[ingoodhans]

You'd rather show a friend of yours your breasts over a potential boyfriend?

[ "Friend" might be pushing it, even he knows. ]

I'm giving you some leeway here. One of them is slightly less awkward.

[snedronningen]

I'm not about to break my sister's heart again.

[ Yeah, date would be a greater betrayal in her opinion. ]

And I won't be interested in you if she's crying about you.

[ Sista's before mistas. ]

Now do you accept or not? Or do you have any other caveats to add on?

[ingoodhans]

She didn't-- I mean, she wouldn't, right? Cry over me? That's ridiculous.

[ Hans is actually used to not giving a damn, so it's surprising to him. ]

Very well, I accept. Show me your breasts and I'll start apologizing. I'll grovel if I have to.

[snedronningen]

Apologize first.

[ NOPE NOT GIVING UP THAT EASILY ]

[ingoodhans]

Am I supposed to just leave and come back? Is that what you want?

[ HOW CAN HE TRUST YOU.......... hahah, Hans. Trusting. That's the joke. ]

[snedronningen]

I'll be listening in.

[ She wants to make sure this is to her satisfaction. She doesn't trust you alone, you ass. ]

You can find me afterwards. I live here.

[ingoodhans]

This is turning awfully convoluted to win some bet. In that case, can you at least guarantee me that you won't show anyone else in the meantime?

[ A man needs to make preparations, after all. ]

[snedronningen]

[ JESUS its not that complicated hans. BUT FINE ]

Fine. No one else can see until you've tried to apologize to my liking.

[ingoodhans]

Deal.

[ It's a horrible deal and Hans knows it, but he's going with it nonetheless. ]

I'll be right back, then.