it's not a nude party but there's no rules against taking your pants off too

[flightsuit]

in which everyone is required to take their damn shirt off because reasons that's really all there is to this party so just take it off ladays and gents TOPLESS PARTY

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[snedronningen]

And if you aren't interested in Anna-- as an exclusive relationship-- stop leading her on.

[yup. Her demands are great. Have fun trying to get with this one]

[ingoodhans]

You know, for the record, she's led me on just as much as I have her. You're all so quick to take her side... I suppose that's what friends do, isn't it?

[ You weirdos. ]

[snedronningen]

She's my sister and she caught us in bed together. How would you feel if you caught any one of your brothers like that?

[ingoodhans]

Too late, it's already happened before.

[ You know how it is... ]

[snedronningen]

Even more reason for you to apologize.

[ingoodhans]

[ Hans sighs. ]

Fine. Then after that, you'll go out on a date with me?

[snedronningen]

[ she could choke you ]

This is about breasts not dates.

[ She will keep repeating this and you don't even wanna know what it'd take to get a date out of her Hans. ]

[ingoodhans]

You'd rather show a friend of yours your breasts over a potential boyfriend?

[ "Friend" might be pushing it, even he knows. ]

I'm giving you some leeway here. One of them is slightly less awkward.

[snedronningen]

I'm not about to break my sister's heart again.

[ Yeah, date would be a greater betrayal in her opinion. ]

And I won't be interested in you if she's crying about you.

[ Sista's before mistas. ]

Now do you accept or not? Or do you have any other caveats to add on?

[ingoodhans]

She didn't-- I mean, she wouldn't, right? Cry over me? That's ridiculous.

[ Hans is actually used to not giving a damn, so it's surprising to him. ]

Very well, I accept. Show me your breasts and I'll start apologizing. I'll grovel if I have to.

[snedronningen]

Apologize first.

[ NOPE NOT GIVING UP THAT EASILY ]

[ingoodhans]

Am I supposed to just leave and come back? Is that what you want?

[ HOW CAN HE TRUST YOU.......... hahah, Hans. Trusting. That's the joke. ]

[snedronningen]

I'll be listening in.

[ She wants to make sure this is to her satisfaction. She doesn't trust you alone, you ass. ]

You can find me afterwards. I live here.

[ingoodhans]

This is turning awfully convoluted to win some bet. In that case, can you at least guarantee me that you won't show anyone else in the meantime?

[ A man needs to make preparations, after all. ]

[snedronningen]

[ JESUS its not that complicated hans. BUT FINE ]

Fine. No one else can see until you've tried to apologize to my liking.

[ingoodhans]

Deal.

[ It's a horrible deal and Hans knows it, but he's going with it nonetheless. ]

I'll be right back, then.