it's not a nude party but there's no rules against taking your pants off too

[flightsuit]

in which everyone is required to take their damn shirt off because reasons that's really all there is to this party so just take it off ladays and gents TOPLESS PARTY

Comments

[ingoodhans]

You'd rather show a friend of yours your breasts over a potential boyfriend?

[ "Friend" might be pushing it, even he knows. ]

I'm giving you some leeway here. One of them is slightly less awkward.

[snedronningen]

I'm not about to break my sister's heart again.

[ Yeah, date would be a greater betrayal in her opinion. ]

And I won't be interested in you if she's crying about you.

[ Sista's before mistas. ]

Now do you accept or not? Or do you have any other caveats to add on?

[ingoodhans]

She didn't-- I mean, she wouldn't, right? Cry over me? That's ridiculous.

[ Hans is actually used to not giving a damn, so it's surprising to him. ]

Very well, I accept. Show me your breasts and I'll start apologizing. I'll grovel if I have to.

[snedronningen]

Apologize first.

[ NOPE NOT GIVING UP THAT EASILY ]

[ingoodhans]

Am I supposed to just leave and come back? Is that what you want?

[ HOW CAN HE TRUST YOU.......... hahah, Hans. Trusting. That's the joke. ]

[snedronningen]

I'll be listening in.

[ She wants to make sure this is to her satisfaction. She doesn't trust you alone, you ass. ]

You can find me afterwards. I live here.

[ingoodhans]

This is turning awfully convoluted to win some bet. In that case, can you at least guarantee me that you won't show anyone else in the meantime?

[ A man needs to make preparations, after all. ]

[snedronningen]

[ JESUS its not that complicated hans. BUT FINE ]

Fine. No one else can see until you've tried to apologize to my liking.

[ingoodhans]

Deal.

[ It's a horrible deal and Hans knows it, but he's going with it nonetheless. ]

I'll be right back, then.