nobody can tell who anybody else is in the dark except they totally can

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fairy lights are everywhere to make the costumes more realistic~ for drunken eyes and clowns are making out with fairies wtf it is super dark COSTUME PARTY YOOOO

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[ingoodhans]

Is... has that been a problem before??

[ Hans stares in disbelief. Were he and Jack gonna have to have a talk? ]

[snedronningen]

[ .... ]

Only that one time-- [ When she walked in on them ] -- but that was enough.

[ingoodhans]

[ Hans shudders. ]

You know, I've seen Jack, his butt is probably jagged or something.

[snedronningen]

[ .... ]


You've seen Jack naked?

[ingoodhans]

Not naked! I meant in general!

[snedronningen]

I don't know. You did make out with him--



Both him and Hiccup.

[ FRIENDLY WEEKLY REMINDER!!!!! ]

[ingoodhans]

I was drunk! And it was all in good fun, you know?

[ You always go around kissing dudes when you're drunk, Hans? ]

Besides, kissing them does not mean I have any interest in them.

...Unless you're into that sort of thing?

[snedronningen]

[ She snorts. ]

Get back to your Pokemon.

[ingoodhans]

Is that a yes or a no?

[ HE NEEDS TO KNOW. FOR SCIENCE. ]

[snedronningen]

It won't get me to date you any faster.

[ POKEMON HANS. KEEP UR MIND ON THE BALL ]

[ingoodhans]

But playing pokémon will?

[ She's a keeper, Hans. ]

[snedronningen]

Threesomes aren't really a 'first date' appropriate idea.

[ toe-ing the back of his head ]

Get back to defeating your gym leader.

[ingoodhans]

...Technically that would be a foursome.

[ Hans mouths off, snorting (unattractively) as he gets back to his game. ]

And I'm just leveling anyway. It's boring.

[snedronningen]

[ She hums softly-- before closing her laptop and scooching in behind where he sits on the floor next to the bed. ] Okay, here.

[ Her fingers slowly begin to work at his shoulders, through that ridiculous costume of his. ]

Better?

[ingoodhans]

[ Hans heaves a sigh, leaning back into Elsa's touch. Oooh she's got great hands. ]

Much better.

[snedronningen]

[ She grins softly, pressing her nose into his hair and then lowers her head to murmur into his ear. ]

I can make it better. [ a pause ] Give you a little incentive.

[ Her hands stop giving that massage of hers-- and there's a tell-tale "ziiiiiip" noise. Then she carefully pulls him back so his head can rest right in her cleavage.

Now she'll continue her massage. ]

Now stop whining, and get back to the game.

[ingoodhans]

It's a... bit hard to concentrate. Is this part of the trial?

[ Hans smirks, his mouth suddenly quite dry. He likes it here. A lot. ]

Your boobs aren't going to make my pokémon level any faster, much as I might like them to.

[snedronningen]

[ okay she can't resist. she tilts his head up to her so she can kiss him full on the lips ]

A true pokemon master can withstand any distraction.

[ingoodhans]

[ Hans takes to the kiss easily, setting his DS down while he tries to bring her closer with his free hand. He's in it for Elsa, let's not kid ourselves here (though you can bet he'll have at least three more badges by the next time they meet.) ]

Maybe my talents simply lie elsewhere.

[snedronningen]

[ She grins against his lips, humming softly into the kiss--


Then she bursts out into giggles ]

Oh my god-- [ give her a moment ] -- did we just do the Spider-Man kiss?

[ingoodhans]

[ Hans balks, chuckling on his end as well. ]

We did, didn't we...? Does this mean I'm supposed to be Mary Jane?

[ Well, he is a feisty redhead... ]

[snedronningen]

Red hair, green eyes, model looks.

[ She'll raise her eye brows at him ]

I guess I'll be the dorky super hero then.

[ingoodhans]

"Model looks," huh...?

[ Hans smirks, exceedingly pleased at the compliment. ]

You know, this means I get to call you 'tiger.'

[snedronningen]

Oh no. [ She'll groan at that. ] Please don't, they'll never let me live it down.

[ which means you should ]

[ingoodhans]

Easy, tiger.

[ Hans smiles, nuzzling his head at her. ]

To do that, we'd have to admit we had an upside-down kiss. Which is probably more detail than you're used to, right?