nobody can tell who anybody else is in the dark except they totally can

[icy]

fairy lights are everywhere to make the costumes more realistic~ for drunken eyes and clowns are making out with fairies wtf it is super dark COSTUME PARTY YOOOO

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[ingoodhans]

"Model looks," huh...?

[ Hans smirks, exceedingly pleased at the compliment. ]

You know, this means I get to call you 'tiger.'

[snedronningen]

Oh no. [ She'll groan at that. ] Please don't, they'll never let me live it down.

[ which means you should ]

[ingoodhans]

Easy, tiger.

[ Hans smiles, nuzzling his head at her. ]

To do that, we'd have to admit we had an upside-down kiss. Which is probably more detail than you're used to, right?

[snedronningen]

More detail and they'd have something very specifically to refer to.

[ SHE CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW MUCH JACK WOULD HASSLE HER....




Even still...

She looks down at him, still cradled in her hands-- and boobs. Whatever ]

You've been keeping what we're doing very quiet. [ Well, still telling people that they were friends, but just not... specifying the extensions of their 'relationship' ] Thank you.

[ingoodhans]

That's what friends do, right?

[ Hans noses up to her, smiling. Aw, he looks almost cute. Except he's totally serious-- Is that what friends do? ]

If there's anything I'm good at, it's keeping a secret.

[snedronningen]

That's a good start.

[ She'll give him a half smile and then kiss him again softly. ]

Now back to the game. Take my boobs as-- motivation.

[ totally not distracting. ]

[ingoodhans]

Have you even played this? I can't level any faster...

[ But nonetheless, Hans goes back to his game. Maybe if he's lucky he'll beat the next gym leader in the next hour or so... ]

[snedronningen]

I have played them-- that's why I own them.

[ snatching up her cell phone and scrolling through posts while you play, brah. ]

[ingoodhans]

[ Gosh, he feels boring with you there, Elsa. He's pouting so hard it's practically audible. ]

Yes, well... maybe I should start looking up strategies so I can get through this...

[ He's not beyond cheating... ]

[snedronningen]

I can find you some if you want. [ She'll place her cheek on the top of his head, almost a bit disinterested WHOOPS ] But you can't cheat.

[ingoodhans]

It's Pokemon. How would I cheat?

[ He'd find a way... ]

[snedronningen]

I'm sure you'd manage to find a way.

[ She knows you would. Look at her reaching over to grab her laptop and open it up and look up a guide for you. ....And noooow she's passing it over to him. There you go bro. Enjoy. ]

I think you're somewhere around--- [ scrolling over his shoulder-- ] here, right?

[ingoodhans]

Hmm, yeah. [ He sets the computer on his lap, looking over from 'his' DS. ] It looks like I could catch a ghost type here, that might make the next few gym leaders easier...

[ He really is into it, though. He'll be the very best, like no one ever was-- for you, Elsa. ]

[snedronningen]

You only need to beat the next one...

[ Wow... is he srsly getting into the game so much? WHAT A NERD ]

[ingoodhans]

Well, who's to say you won't be adding more? I'm planning ahead here.

[ Meticulous and perfect, that's Hans. Also kind of a stinker. ]

Maybe if I can beat the Elite Four, you'll go out with me.

[snedronningen]

[ Scrubbing a hand through his hair now ]

Never.

[ingoodhans]

You say that now...

[ AIN'T NEVER GONNA QUIT...!! ]

[snedronningen]

And I'll keep saying it.

[ Really now this is just funny ]

I'm beginning to believe you don't want to see me naked.

[ingoodhans]

Now that-- [ --gets him flustered and blushing, and he actually looks back down at her DS before continuing. It's hard to concentrate when memories of her warm body and skin flood into his mind. ]

That is just not true. You know that as well as I do.

[snedronningen]

Less complaining, more pokemon training.

[ Hop to it spoiled king. She'll just curl around you more as she checks out the updates on her phone. ]

[ingoodhans]

Alright, alright... I'll beat this, you'll see.

[ Maybe he can do it. Maybe...!! God, he really wants to... This whole thing is almost... mundane. ]

[snedronningen]

Tell me when you get there.

[ You will be using her boobs as pillows and she will be using your head as a head rest in the mean time.... ]

[ingoodhans]

[ It takes Hans another half hour of grumbling and cursing to get to the next gym leader. When he does though, he's so proud he almost forgets where he is... ]

Elsa, I did it! I'm at the second gym!