nobody can tell who anybody else is in the dark except they totally can

[icy]

fairy lights are everywhere to make the costumes more realistic~ for drunken eyes and clowns are making out with fairies wtf it is super dark COSTUME PARTY YOOOO

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[ingoodhans]

Is that a yes or a no?

[ HE NEEDS TO KNOW. FOR SCIENCE. ]

[snedronningen]

It won't get me to date you any faster.

[ POKEMON HANS. KEEP UR MIND ON THE BALL ]

[ingoodhans]

But playing pokémon will?

[ She's a keeper, Hans. ]

[snedronningen]

Threesomes aren't really a 'first date' appropriate idea.

[ toe-ing the back of his head ]

Get back to defeating your gym leader.

[ingoodhans]

...Technically that would be a foursome.

[ Hans mouths off, snorting (unattractively) as he gets back to his game. ]

And I'm just leveling anyway. It's boring.

[snedronningen]

[ She hums softly-- before closing her laptop and scooching in behind where he sits on the floor next to the bed. ] Okay, here.

[ Her fingers slowly begin to work at his shoulders, through that ridiculous costume of his. ]

Better?

[ingoodhans]

[ Hans heaves a sigh, leaning back into Elsa's touch. Oooh she's got great hands. ]

Much better.

[snedronningen]

[ She grins softly, pressing her nose into his hair and then lowers her head to murmur into his ear. ]

I can make it better. [ a pause ] Give you a little incentive.

[ Her hands stop giving that massage of hers-- and there's a tell-tale "ziiiiiip" noise. Then she carefully pulls him back so his head can rest right in her cleavage.

Now she'll continue her massage. ]

Now stop whining, and get back to the game.

[ingoodhans]

It's a... bit hard to concentrate. Is this part of the trial?

[ Hans smirks, his mouth suddenly quite dry. He likes it here. A lot. ]

Your boobs aren't going to make my pokémon level any faster, much as I might like them to.

[snedronningen]

[ okay she can't resist. she tilts his head up to her so she can kiss him full on the lips ]

A true pokemon master can withstand any distraction.

[ingoodhans]

[ Hans takes to the kiss easily, setting his DS down while he tries to bring her closer with his free hand. He's in it for Elsa, let's not kid ourselves here (though you can bet he'll have at least three more badges by the next time they meet.) ]

Maybe my talents simply lie elsewhere.

[snedronningen]

[ She grins against his lips, humming softly into the kiss--


Then she bursts out into giggles ]

Oh my god-- [ give her a moment ] -- did we just do the Spider-Man kiss?

[ingoodhans]

[ Hans balks, chuckling on his end as well. ]

We did, didn't we...? Does this mean I'm supposed to be Mary Jane?

[ Well, he is a feisty redhead... ]

[snedronningen]

Red hair, green eyes, model looks.

[ She'll raise her eye brows at him ]

I guess I'll be the dorky super hero then.

[ingoodhans]

"Model looks," huh...?

[ Hans smirks, exceedingly pleased at the compliment. ]

You know, this means I get to call you 'tiger.'

[snedronningen]

Oh no. [ She'll groan at that. ] Please don't, they'll never let me live it down.

[ which means you should ]

[ingoodhans]

Easy, tiger.

[ Hans smiles, nuzzling his head at her. ]

To do that, we'd have to admit we had an upside-down kiss. Which is probably more detail than you're used to, right?

[snedronningen]

More detail and they'd have something very specifically to refer to.

[ SHE CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW MUCH JACK WOULD HASSLE HER....




Even still...

She looks down at him, still cradled in her hands-- and boobs. Whatever ]

You've been keeping what we're doing very quiet. [ Well, still telling people that they were friends, but just not... specifying the extensions of their 'relationship' ] Thank you.

[ingoodhans]

That's what friends do, right?

[ Hans noses up to her, smiling. Aw, he looks almost cute. Except he's totally serious-- Is that what friends do? ]

If there's anything I'm good at, it's keeping a secret.

[snedronningen]

That's a good start.

[ She'll give him a half smile and then kiss him again softly. ]

Now back to the game. Take my boobs as-- motivation.

[ totally not distracting. ]

[ingoodhans]

Have you even played this? I can't level any faster...

[ But nonetheless, Hans goes back to his game. Maybe if he's lucky he'll beat the next gym leader in the next hour or so... ]

[snedronningen]

I have played them-- that's why I own them.

[ snatching up her cell phone and scrolling through posts while you play, brah. ]

[ingoodhans]

[ Gosh, he feels boring with you there, Elsa. He's pouting so hard it's practically audible. ]

Yes, well... maybe I should start looking up strategies so I can get through this...

[ He's not beyond cheating... ]

[snedronningen]

I can find you some if you want. [ She'll place her cheek on the top of his head, almost a bit disinterested WHOOPS ] But you can't cheat.

[ingoodhans]

It's Pokemon. How would I cheat?

[ He'd find a way... ]