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it's not a nude party but there's no rules against taking your pants off too

in which everyone is required to take their damn shirt off because reasons
that's really all there is to this party so just take it off ladays and gents

TOPLESS PARTY

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The one that leads me out of this place. I opened one but...it wasn't the right one. [And now he's kinda scarred for life, thank you so much drunk and half naked people.]

Are you feeling all alright?

Rapunzel?

[ Oh, she's. Yes, she's in a cute bra. This is definitely not something Jack is mentally filing away for later, nope, not now he has a boyfriend. She's just super cute and he's fully dressed and feeling like a dope as he spots her in the kitchen. ]

I thought Anna would've ... Anna'd you, by now.

[ Free-swinging boobs, etc. ]

[that'll cause her to choke just a bit]

He wanted to trade his pants for my shirt and -- [she'll drop the blanket enough for him to see how it's backless and shows how she is definitely not wearing a bra] --that's not happening.

[....] There's apparently a game going on to see who can get my shirt off, did you hear about that?

Of course he did, why would we expect anything else of him.

[ Hans would trade his left foot to see Elsa's boobs. Shaking his head, he slouches a little further. ]

No? I'm running out of soda so I'll go down in a bit, but I've been up here all night, level-grinding like a boss.

[Y'all ppl need Jesus this is the dumbest party ever. What is the big deal about going around topless. This traveling international student with the bitchin' tats and the crazy hair does it all the time.]

Edited 2014-06-05 23:57 (UTC)

I don't have to tell you that. Like you said, it'd get rid of my air of mystery.

[ Hans snorts derisively, taking the soda anyway and offering him a smile. ]

Elsa just hasn't warmed up to me yet. I'm hardly as bad as you all seem to think I am.

[ Air of mystery, my ass is muttered not-quite under his breath as he eyes that smile over a sip. Leaning on the counter, his attention roves out the back-yard over the heads through the window. ]

I just think I'll dump you in Antarctica if you ever hurt her or Anna.

[ Eyeing him again, Jack idles in consideration before glancing away. ]

But you're not bad, no.

Jack? What did I do to him?

[ Hans is so good, he's offending people without even knowing it. ]

Is that the kind of thing you're into? Men kissing other men?

That's gonna be a problem. Anna likes me. I like her too, sure, but Elsa is... She's more my type.

[ The ice Queen type that can kick his ass. Hans pops open his soda, taking a long drink before continuing where he left off. ]

I don't mind fooling around with Anna. Anna's fun. But she's not her sister. Really, one of them is bound to get hurt, no matter what I do.

Edited 2014-06-06 00:18 (UTC)

You could tell Anna that you like Elsa. [ JUST SAYIN'. ] She won't believe it unless it comes straight from you.

You sure about that? Because I don't think Anna even knows my last name. And we've been on a few dates.

[ Hans chuckles, like that's not a big deal or anything... ]

I think she just wants a boyfriend, whether it's me or not, doesn't matter. And I know that, and I can be that for her in the meantime. What's so bad about that?

[she refrains from saying "you existed"]

You want to see breasts, right?

[Welp, Hiccup's been put on waiter duty for this round of jello shots, squeezing through the crowd of jammin' students breaking it down as he passes out small glasses. Except he has super awesome luck and almost trips right into the second literally topless girl at this party. Of course.]

Oh, u-uh, sorry, miss?

[Okay, really, they needed to not have these themed parties cause situations like this were hella awkward.]

Anna wants to fall in love and go on picnics and be told she's pretty because she braided her hair a different way, she wants everything. If she thinks you can give her that, you need to tell her it's never going to happen and you're happy to just ... sleep around together.

She's a big girl, Hans, she can handle the truth.

[ Pausing. ]

She might cry for a while, but y'know. In the long run.

[Guess who's druuuuuunk! Yup, it's king of the vikings over here! Except there's no vikings in college, so he's really just a viking wannabe who owns wear too much dragon merchandise, such as the boxers that he's running around in right now--yeah, at some point after shot number six, he thought it'd be a great idea to turn the topless party into a bottomless party.

So now he's running at Rapunzel, taking a hold of her hands.] Heeeey, Punzy! You know what would be a pretty great idea? Dancing!

[ Well. This is... fun? He'd never wondered what opposite of a costume party was, but he'd have to guess it was something like this. Maybe there'd be less pants, but he's not going to push any boundaries where that's concerned.

He mostly keeps to the edge of things. If anybody asks, he's probably definitely here for research. Never mind that Sociology isn't his thing, but he doubts anybody would call him out on that. ]

Yeah-- well just so you know. [yeaaah she's blushing]

So far Hans, Anna, Rapunzel and Kristoff have made an attempt. Hiccup has been polite enough not to try--

[oh Jesus thank god Merida ~~is played by the same mun~~ has stayed out of it. She'd probably be stripped bare by now]

[ A long, uneasy beat as he holds his controller and blinks. ]

Am I supposed to be trying?

...Not unless you want to try and beat out someone else.

[really tho. She'll be serious now]

Besides where else am I going to escape if you start playing too? They've locked my room.

Do you want me to break into it for you?

[ #FRANDSHIP ]

....Please.

[she knew she could trust her glitter tits to you, Jack]

[Kida couldn't care less where Hiccup's eyes may or may not be glancing. Lettin' it all hang out. Yep. Color her suitably unimpressed by the manly viking chest as well.

She picks up a jello shot and holds it in the palm of her hand, sniffing at it curiously.]

Kida. Tell me, are you the host of this "topless party?" I was invited, but I am afraid I have somehow missed the point.

[ Hans shakes his head. Bro, he's trying to be nice. Really. Well.

Not really. ]

You really think I should dump her? This coming from the guy who said he'd dump me in Antartica if I hurt Anna or her sister?

[ Hans barks a laugh. Oh, man, Elsa. The more crass you act, the harder he falls for you, y'know. ]

Apologize to Anna, Jack and make out with Kristoff? All that better net me at least a long look.

[ S-A-F-E-T-Y dance!tits, ahw yeah. ]

Have you got a hair-pin? It's not actually that hard to unlock a normal door.

[ Pausing his game and hopping off the bed to head to the door. ]

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