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нιccυp нorreɴdoυѕ нαddocĸ ☁ ιιι ([personal profile] flightsuit) wrote in [community profile] catpiles2014-06-05 01:24 am
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it's not a nude party but there's no rules against taking your pants off too

in which everyone is required to take their damn shirt off because reasons
that's really all there is to this party so just take it off ladays and gents

TOPLESS PARTY

icy: could get behind that. (nice style.)

[personal profile] icy 2014-06-05 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Chuckling, he shrugs as he murders a few rampaging zombies. ]

I dunno, that sounds like a regular night to me. [ He gives her a pointed nod, mainly to her chest. ] You're a lot more clothed than Anna was when she made a pit-stop here earlier. Has Hans's dick dropped off with all the extra blood weighing it down yet?
snedronningen: <user name=na_i_cons> (pic#7520777)

[personal profile] snedronningen 2014-06-05 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[that'll cause her to choke just a bit]

He wanted to trade his pants for my shirt and -- [she'll drop the blanket enough for him to see how it's backless and shows how she is definitely not wearing a bra] --that's not happening.

[....] There's apparently a game going on to see who can get my shirt off, did you hear about that?
icy: read a book. (your heart stops and starts up again.)

[personal profile] icy 2014-06-05 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course he did, why would we expect anything else of him.

[ Hans would trade his left foot to see Elsa's boobs. Shaking his head, he slouches a little further. ]

No? I'm running out of soda so I'll go down in a bit, but I've been up here all night, level-grinding like a boss.
snedronningen: DONT REMEMBER. PM ME! (pic#7375585)

[personal profile] snedronningen 2014-06-06 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah-- well just so you know. [yeaaah she's blushing]

So far Hans, Anna, Rapunzel and Kristoff have made an attempt. Hiccup has been polite enough not to try--


[oh Jesus thank god Merida is played by the same mun has stayed out of it. She'd probably be stripped bare by now]
icy: did actually borrow your walkman. (good at lying.)

[personal profile] icy 2014-06-06 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ A long, uneasy beat as he holds his controller and blinks. ]

Am I supposed to be trying?
snedronningen: (❄ i'll never let you down)

[personal profile] snedronningen 2014-06-06 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
...Not unless you want to try and beat out someone else.

[really tho. She'll be serious now]

Besides where else am I going to escape if you start playing too? They've locked my room.
icy: was a breakfast brunch. (all I wanted.)

[personal profile] icy 2014-06-06 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Do you want me to break into it for you?

[ #FRANDSHIP ]
snedronningen: <user name=na_i_cons> (❄ but it doesn't thrill me)

[personal profile] snedronningen 2014-06-06 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
....Please.

[she knew she could trust her glitter tits to you, Jack]
icy: that you raid his wardrobe. (does barry manilow know.)

[personal profile] icy 2014-06-06 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ S-A-F-E-T-Y dance!tits, ahw yeah. ]

Have you got a hair-pin? It's not actually that hard to unlock a normal door.

[ Pausing his game and hopping off the bed to head to the door. ]
snedronningen: <user name=na_i_cons> (❄ are so helpless too)

[personal profile] snedronningen 2014-06-06 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[following after and taking a hand through her hair to pluck out a pin]

Yeah. Right here.

[she'll hold it out to him]
icy: I can't even. (okay no I can't.)

[personal profile] icy 2014-06-06 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hm, yes, this will do for him to transform into 007. On the way downstairs, he gives her a nudge. ]

So if they locked you out, why didn't you get what you needed from Anna and Rapunzel's room?
snedronningen: <user name=na_i_cons> (❄ and had you gone)

[personal profile] snedronningen 2014-06-06 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Rapunzel offered-- [ wait ] -- but she wanted to be in the room with me.

[ A hit and a miss. She's really confused about the obsession with her boobs. ]

After that she offered to help with out seeing my boobs, but -- [ Elsa gives half a shrug and a smile ] -- it was sort of fun being a part of it all.

[ Normally she's a satellite at these parties-- doesn't really join in to the games or anything. Doesn't even drink much. So having something as stupid as 'getting her shirt off' centered around her-- it was sort of fun in it's own way. As long as everyone behaved themselves at least. ]
icy: all in a day's work. (you're welcome.)

[personal profile] icy 2014-06-08 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. I'm starting to feel like your personal bodyguard.

[ Each party seems to have something centered around one of them, it's getting to be a trend. Jack sincerely hops he can fly under the radar for the next few.

When they make it to her bedroom door, he crouches down and uses the hairpin to slot into the lock, gently flicking up each latch where the key ought to go. Once the whole thing snicks, he turns the handle free, jiggles out the pin and bows as he steps inside with a bow. ]


Milady.
snedronningen: <user name=na_i_cons> (❄ yes you know it's true)

[personal profile] snedronningen 2014-06-08 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She gives a short little amused (and sarcastic) curtsy ] Milord.

[ And enters-- immediately spotting her laptop. Oh thank god. Sweet release. She's not really the touchy feely sort or she would be hugging Jack right now. ]

Thank you, Jack.

[ ....Though now she's going to have to tease him ] Try and keep it down tonight -- [ You know what she means ] -- or maybe I'll just have to find some way to keep up.

[ Does she mean blasting porn or......... ]
icy: good luck with the lotion. (yeaaaah that doesn't sound healthy.)

[personal profile] icy 2014-06-08 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, yeah. That's not me, though. [ ZERO to BLUSHING in three seconds as he catches on, faltering by the door. ] That's all Hiccup.

[ Because Jack's so awesome, obvs. ]

... Wait, what? You want to join in?

[ "KEEP UP"????? ]
snedronningen: <user name=na_i_cons> (❄ please let me know that it's real)

[personal profile] snedronningen 2014-06-08 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, What?

[Double taking and blushing--]

N-No! That's not what I meant-- [ BLUSHING HARDER OH MY GOD ] -- He's your boyfriend and I'm not about to--[ ELSA STOP BEING ANNA ]-- I mean, really, I'd rather--

[ No ]




[ Don't ]






[ Finish ]





[ That ]






[ Sentance ]




[ Okay. She totally didn't. But she's still bright red. Even as she quietly explains what she was trying to say before ]


I was trying to say I'd find someone to make just as much noise with me in my room--

[ BUT YEAH. WOW. Now she will go die of embarrassment. ]
icy: before they were a thing. (but I wore skinny trews.)

[personal profile] icy 2014-06-08 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You'd rather what?

[ THE BIGGEST BIG EYES EVER, blinking like he might be trying to knock over a building.

... Just going to kick the door shut now, because Privacy yo. ]
snedronningen: <user name=na_i_cons> (❄ a world where roses bloom)

[personal profile] snedronningen 2014-06-08 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing.

[ Bro. Something happened and it's definitely related to why Anna was pretending to not be upset this week ]
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icy: did you throw a trident. (brick killed a guy.)

[personal profile] icy 2014-06-08 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, no!!! Pointing!! ]

You were gonna say a thing!
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[personal profile] snedronningen 2014-06-08 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not important.

[ ttly not ]
icy: ASDFGHKL;! (what is tha-HNGNKFGHJ.)

[personal profile] icy 2014-06-08 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Why are you red, then!
snedronningen: <user name=na_i_cons> (❄ into my life)

[personal profile] snedronningen 2014-06-08 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She's about to say she isn't-- until she realizes she totally is.

Different tactics need to be used here Elsa.

More extreme tactics ]


Because-- [ think quick ] -- it's really really silly -- [ Elsa, come on. What were all those public speaking courses for ] -- I would rather-- be masturbating than sleep with you both.


[ HAH.




oh wow that is actually not even true but she is not about to admit to the truth. ]
icy: ಠ_ಠ (I didn't ask for this.)

1/ idek

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icy: stop talking for a while. (why don't you sit this one out.)

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icy: interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts. (wanna know how one becomes a janitor.)

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