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it's not a nude party but there's no rules against taking your pants off too

in which everyone is required to take their damn shirt off because reasons
that's really all there is to this party so just take it off ladays and gents

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[ Blue eyes narrow to slits with the force of his smile, surging up to kiss him again. Purring laughter and happiness, if such things can be transferred by touch, each nuzzle is a trophy that Hiccup has won by outdistancing the rest by miles. ]

I love youuu. [ Pulling back with a serious look on his face, he nods to a nearby poster. ] Not this guy. Screw him, he's a jerk.

[ Tilting up Hiccup's chin for a peck, he feels absolutely silly with love and breaks out into a grin again. ]

Definitely this one, right here ...

[Hiccup breaks into laughs at Jack's sudden display of glee, fully accepting the kisses placed upon him. It was incredible how just a few words could just make them feel this ridiculously happy.]

I'm sorry it took me so long.

So long to realize I'm the greatest sex you'll ever have? Ridiculously eligible? I know, I know ... [ Sighing hugely, Jack casts an arm over his eyes that does nothing to hide his grin. ] It's been so hard! What a journey!

[ Enjoy the feeling of someone laughing inside of you, Hiccup. ]

Edited 2014-06-14 01:01 (UTC)

Oh, quiet, you. [Hiccup rolls his eyes in addition to his chuckle as he lightly punches Jack across a shoulder. But Jack still feels wonderful inside of him even in the afterglow and the sensation of being in love and being loved really does have him practically glowing.]

But I am glad you were ridiculously stubborn in trying to woo me.

Woo you. Hello there, eighteenth century Hiccup, nice to meet you.

[ He gives them a nudge to roll Hiccup onto his side and eases his hips back, one hand sliding down to peel off the rubber while Jack kisses between green eyes for a distraction. Smooth. ]

Should we communicate only via flowers and fan signals, now?

[ Dropping the used condom in a basket by the bed, he deftly reaches behind without looking for a box of tissues and hands them over. ]

Why, yes. We should also engage in waltzes to demonstrate our sexual tension from this point forward.

[He snatches the box with the hand not drenched in his own come, looking down to see the damage. Not quite as ridiculous as the last mess he made over on Jack's bed during their previous endeavors at least.]

Why don't we just live in a ballroom from now on? Seems practical.

[ Sliding his arms underneath the pillows, Jack turns his head to idly watch as Hiccup cleans himself up, a smile playing on his lips. ]

You're really cute when you come, by the way.

[ Just throwing that out there, as you do. ]

[Sitting up to get a better angle at cleaning up his mess, he's glad he's turned looking away from Jack in order to hide the crimson that slowly creeps onto his face.]

I'm sorry, I think you mispronounced "tough and manly".

Ah, ah, ah! Jaaack!

[ Really, he's asking for a thump. ]

[And that's exactly what he gets--a nice thwack on the arm.]

Just you wait and see exactly how I'm gonna make you scream when I have you next.

[ Chuckling as he rubs his sore arm, he hums and sits up to plant unrepentant kisses all over a shoulder. ]

Don't make me wait too long.

[He forms a grin as he tosses the dirty napkins over into the trash bin, turning his head to nuzzle into white hair.]

Trust me, if I wasn't feeling so sore, I'd take you right here, right now.

The stamina of the dragon lord, ladies and gentlemen.

[ The nuzzles find their way right back into auburn hair as Jack tugs him down to the bedsheets, pulling the soft covers up so they can settle in together for a nap. ]

Get down here, Haddock.

[Hiccup laughs as he's pulled down, wrapping arms around a waist to cuddle in for warmth. With a smile plastered on his face that may never disappear for days, he repeats himself just for good measure.]

I really do love you.

[ Kissing all over a nose and forehead, Jack draws him into the crook of his neck and wraps them up in limbs and blankets, in their own little world. ]

I love you more ... now shut up and go to sleep, sweetheart.

[ The nickname isn't a teasing one (or not much), soft and affectionate as Jack nuzzles a ruddy crown. Instead of a dig, that might just be his inner romantic squeezing through. ]

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