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it's not a nude party but there's no rules against taking your pants off too

in which everyone is required to take their damn shirt off because reasons
that's really all there is to this party so just take it off ladays and gents

TOPLESS PARTY

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[ Don't mind as she giggles and then sets you down because hey you're in the kitchen! YOU MADE IT!!! ]

I want a boyfriend exactly like you.

[ give her a moment ]

Or a girlfriend, but I don't think he'd take that as seriously.

[ She'll stand there, about to move for the cupboards when Elsa says that.

And hey, wow that's one of the best things she can say at that moment. Anna's feeling less than secure about anyone ever wanting her romantically right now.

So she laughs-- ] Maybe we can scare him off if we pretend we're dating. Especially since he knows we're sisters.

[ Traumatize the man, seems like a plan. ]

Or he'll want to see a demonstration.

[ god can U EVEN IMAGINE. ]

I don't think I'm nearly drunk enough for that.

[ come on, get through the cabinets faster, she needs chocolate ]

Oh geez, yeah.

[ That would be uh. Interesting.

But yeah, she'll soon strike gold, starting to pull out chocolate boxes of all kinds. ]

there we go.

[ Okay, she's laughing-- this is ridiculous ]

How do you even manage to stash so many?

[ Hey, this chocolate stash is her pride and joy, okay.

But Elsa's laughter prompts a huge dorky, prideful grin as she starts gathering some of her favorites in her arms. Boxes of fancier chocolates, cheap chocolate bars, the works. ]

This, Elsa, is what I would be guarding with my life if I was a dragon. [ she announces, as she tugs out a final huge box of assorted chocolates and closes the cabinet, wandering over... holding all of them in her arms. ~~Boob chocolate for you.~~ ] Presents I get from people, chocolate I buy for myself... yeah, I tend to buy double the amount and stash half of it here.

You're going to have to hide it all again-- I can't make any promises when it's that time of month.

[ They are both chocolate monsters. Seriously. She'll hover for a moment-- really jesus she didn't know there were so many options.... ]

I don't know which one to pick.

Touch and you'll be asking for it, sister.

[ But yeah, there's like every kind of chocolate ever. Anna's going to offer her sister a Snickers bar-- ] Here's a start? ... I'll let you take more because I love you. Use that wisely, 'kay?

[

]

[ Gonna just grab it and start unwrapping it. ]

Oh and not for everything else I do? I think I deserve a little more.

[

]

Well, if I started with that never-ending list, I'd be out of chocolate. [ she points out, leaving everything on the counter now so she can start opening one of those assorted boxes, grabbing a random chocolate and popping it into her mouth, chewing. Mm, one with orange inside. Neat. ]

--So, yeah.

[ Eating her chocolate and enjoying it. Well, tonight was enjoyable even if everyone seemed to be obsessed with seeing here Arendelles...............

..................

okay time to fuck around with baby sis, who's with elsa? ]

What if I helped you 'win the game'?

[

]

[ choke on the chocolate sis. choke on it. ]

Edited 2014-06-11 23:49 (UTC)

[ FUCK AROUND INDEED. Anna sputters, little bits of chewed up chocolate projectiles and landing on the floor. ~~Sorry to whoever's cleaning up the next morning.~~ ]

... Win the game? Are you crazy? [ she lets out, face flushing a little at the thought. ]

Oh come on. Yours are out on display-- I'm sure mine will be nothing new.

[ Look. at. her. tugging. the hem. of her. shirt. ]

[ No. No. No. THINK CLEAN THOUGHTS ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO TUG YOUR SISTER'S SHIRT OFF AND LOOK AT HER BOOBS THAT WAY. ]

... w-well, no but, don't you-- not-- want that? I-- I mean they're nice to look at but-- I just-- I--

[ She'll pause. Just... As you see underboob ]

I mean, I'd really want more chocolate-- but if you don't want to see them.

[ Everyone wants to see them and Elsa knows it. ]

[ Wh-what. Boob payout for chocolate? What is this. What is this. ANNA IS COMPLETELY CONFLICTED, and Elsa has to know that too. Boobs or chocolate? Could one even choose? ]

I-- wh--... how-h-how much chocolate are we talking here?

[ she'll try to reason here. ]

[ Time to negotiate over boobs and chocolate ]

A look gets me free access to half your stash.

[ 'A look' implying there's more...... ]

[ Anna looks the most thoughtful and intense she has in a long time. That's a squint. ]

... there's a catch, isn't there? Or something else?

[ SHE CAN TELL. ]

No.

[ wait ]

But if I get access to your entire stash during my time of the month-- [ wait for it. ] --you can even touch them.

[ .............really now she's taking refuge in audacity. ]

[ ................

Elsa can probably see how difficult this is getting. ]

I-- uh-- hm. [ And she bites her lip. ] ... p-pinky swear?

[ SOB. ]

[ ...this is working.

sweeeeeeeeeet deal.

holding out. her. pinky. ]

Pinky swear.

[ This is a horrible idea so why is Anna locking her pinky with Elsa's and shaking and oh nooooooo- ]

... I feel like a horrible sister.

[ BUT YOU'RE A GREAT ONE, IN ACTUALITY. CHOCOLATE RIGHTS AND ALL. ]

[

they are both terrible sisters ]

Pffft, come on. Really, out of everyone here, you're the one I trust most with my boobs.

[ She grabs at the hem of her shirt-- before pausing ]

Maybe we shouldn't do this in the middle of the kitchen.

[ Well, it's always nice to be trusted with your sister's, uh, highly sought-after (at the current moment most of all) assets. So when Elsa stops herself, Anna peers around the kitchen-- ]

Yeeeah, that's what I was thinking. I mean, it's kinda-- anyone could walk in. [ Wait, that makes everything sound leagues more perverted. ] Well-- you know what I mean.

... Maybe, uh, I dunno-- [ She bites her lip. Bedroom sounds weird, even if they're related, right? ] Bathroom?

Bathroom sounds fine. [ She glances around the kitchen quickly ] Let's bring some chocolate. I'm craving some, right now.

[ Seriously that smell. That smell ]

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