nobody can tell who anybody else is in the dark except they totally can

[icy]

fairy lights are everywhere to make the costumes more realistic~ for drunken eyes and clowns are making out with fairies wtf it is super dark COSTUME PARTY YOOOO

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[icy]

[ Jack blinks widely, also surprised. ]

I never said that. Just because you're an asshole more often than not doesn't mean I'm going to lead an angry mob with pitchforks to your house, Hans.

... You think everyone hates you?

[ingoodhans]

Well, like you said, I'm an asshole.

[ He's kinda used to girls' friends hating him, he just shrugs. ]

Shouldn't you be "protecting" Elsa from me or something?

[icy]

Hans, you're not the bad guy.

[ingoodhans]

....Huh?

[ But that's what he's used to......... ]

So I should... blame Elsa for us not being together yet...?

[icy]

... No. [ SWEET ICICLES. ] I can't tell if you're trying to be funny or genuinely this socially inept.

[ingoodhans]

Sorry, I've just been-- I mean, the way I usually wind up breaking up with girls is doing the "bad guy" thing so I'm a little lost.

[ He's honestly... never had a serious girlfriend......... ]

I thought that was kind of my MO. I'm honest, I make her cry, we go our separate ways. That's who you're dealing with here. That's how I've been doing it for years.

[icy]

It's not the part where you're honest that makes them cry, it's the shit you did that you have to be honest about. What have your reasons even been for dumping people before?

[ This is a conversation way too meaningful for a fairy-light lit hallway with both as them dressed as a kind and lizard. ]

[ingoodhans]

They started to want something serious, but I didn't, so I broke it off before they got any ideas.

[ Ideas he filled their head with until they started to show signs of reciprocating, of course. And what are you talking about, Jack, these are problems any inbred king would have to worry about. ]

[icy]

... Oh. Well, that's not bad. Why did you date them if you didn't want anything serious?

[ Suspecting things, albeit trying not to and to give Hans the benefit of the doubt. ]

this icon is actually relevant I swear

[ingoodhans]

For fun, obviously. Sometimes if the guys in my frat dared me to, as well.

[ Hm... that sounds bad even to him. ]

But just to be clear, that was freshman year. It was a hazing thing. I did it to make friends with the guys.

[ You see why he doesn't really hang out with his college 'friends' now that he's in law school... ]

hans pls

[icy]

Okay, uh. Just be sure to tell Elsa you like her for the actual reasons you do, even if they're shallow.

[ 99% certain they are. ]

frat boy hans just needs some love

[ingoodhans]

But it's hard......

[ Whiiiiine. ]

I'm not used to saying phony shit like that and meaning it.