nobody can tell who anybody else is in the dark except they totally can

[icy]

fairy lights are everywhere to make the costumes more realistic~ for drunken eyes and clowns are making out with fairies wtf it is super dark COSTUME PARTY YOOOO

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[flightsuit]

[Holy fucking shit, did she really just--?]

Of course I'm not asking you to do that. I have some decency, you know.

[Ain't denying wanting it though!]

1/4

[myownhand]

[myownhand]

[myownhand]

4/5 I LIED

[myownhand]

[ ..... ]

5/5 THERE

[myownhand]

Hiccup. Horrendous. Haddock. the Third.


You did not deny wantin' me t'blow y'in th'hallway. Only that y'weren't, at this time, askin' for it.

1/2 i could do it too

[flightsuit]

[Huh?]

[flightsuit]

W-wait! That's not what I meant! Of course I don't want you to!

[Too late, Haddock.]

[myownhand]

Oh, alright then-- I suppose I can get off you.

[ She says-- SOOO DEJECTED, her hand (Totally not deliberately) running along him through his boxers. ]

[flightsuit]

[He grabs at her hips --totally in a please get off i'm gonna push you off sort of way and definitely not in a please keep your hand there forever one. Nooope.]

C-can you watch where you're putting your hands please?

[myownhand]

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I do something like this?

[ This time she runs her hand far more firmly against him. ]

[flightsuit]

[Welp, that's gonna bring out a nice low groan.]

Somehow I'm beginning to think this isn't accidental.

[Not that's doing much to stop her either.]

[myownhand]

It's completely accidental and if y'wanted me t'stop you'd've stopped me.

[ She'll lean back down and run her nose and lips teasingly along the outline of him. Really, she's just helping him out because he sucks at getting girlfriends. And she could use some practice on her oral... ]

[flightsuit]

[Deep breath. Because this feels hella nice. Okay.]

Are you kidding? You've got tremendous bear strength. I can't put up a fight against you. [Well, she's tough, because he could probably still manage to push her off if he really tried.]

[myownhand]

I think th'more likely answer is someone's a wee bit of an exhibitionist-- [ Soft butterfly kisses as she begins to stroke him more firmly with slender fingers. ]-- Hiccup, would y'like me t'get y'off instead of gettin' offa you?

[ consent is important, yo! ]

[flightsuit]

[Okay, this was a terrible idea. First off, they were housemates and this is not usually how housemates have bonding time. Second, they were in a hallway, while everyone was downstairs partying hard and could come up at any moment. BASICALLY HICCUP SAY NO BECAUSE THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA.]

If milady doesn't mind it.

[Pfft, he's drunk and needs to get some. Of course he's not gonna say no.]

[myownhand]

Good-- [ She'll prop herself over him once again so she can begin to pull those boxers down, deft fingers sliding against skin ] Tell me if I do anythin' y'don't like-- or that y'do like. [ Tugging at the elastic more and more down-- she gently pinches at the skin of his hips ] If y'could raise those skinny legs and hips of yours.

[flightsuit]

O-ow! No need to be aggressive. [He's just a big baby, but he'll lightly pinch at Merida's hips through fabric just so he doesn't feel too much like a pushover loser, while he lifts his own a bit to help her out.]

And I've gotten a lot more muscle in these legs this year, okay?

WOW OKAY FINE.

[myownhand]

You're skippin' leg day. [ ... ] And every day at th'gym.

[ Not that she's a gym rat. But come on, she's pretty fucking tone for a girl. Especially considering all the archery, sword fighting, and practical hand to hand combat she seems to do in her off time (Not to mention the hiking and rock climbing).

She'll just begin to slide those bad boys down. ]

Does everythin' y'own have dragons on it? Or just most everythin'?

[ And before he can really answer that, she will be sliding her hands over the skin of his exposed cock. ]

oh hi

[flightsuit]

Look, I work out plenty. I mean, well, I've been doing a lot more running. [If you can count running quite often to get to class on time, then yes, he did plenty of it.] It's totally doing good things to my legs, because really, if you look at it--oh gods.

[He bites down hard on a lip when her hands on actually on him, realizing that this was really happening. She was gonna get him off in the hallway.]

Y-you know, your hands feel kind of nice actually.