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it's not a nude party but there's no rules against taking your pants off too

in which everyone is required to take their damn shirt off because reasons
that's really all there is to this party so just take it off ladays and gents

TOPLESS PARTY

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[ .... ]

I love you too, Anna.

[You know if Anna was less topless and naked she'd probably put her down and hug her but well u gotta live with the decisions u make.

So chocolate raiding it is!]

If he shows up tonight do you want me to punch him?

[ all casual like, cause she'll do it. ]

[ Honestly, she's never gonna be able to hold it against her. Anna just can't hold these grudges against her sister, because she's just so wonderful to her.

The mention of punching him makes her laugh, though! ]

Nah, save it for me. I wanna see the look on his face.

[ Not like she wants to see him for the next century, but... yeah. ]

[Okay, so that's a dashing red vest this stranger is sporting. It's actually quite identical to the one Tim's wearing!

Finally, though. Some common ground in this party full of topless people.]

Hey, there. Nice look you've got going for you.

[He uselessly holds a glass of wine that he's never going to drink.]

We might have the same brand, buddy. Brand of vest, I mean.

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[ ....you see that look on her face?

Well probably not, but you can feel the change in her posture ]

He's definitely going to come if he hears it's shirtless...

Heeere ya go.

[ She'll offer him a bottle then, beaming up at him casually. Honestly, they've had a few of these before, so she's over the main jitters about it. ]

What're you majoring in?

Guess he's that kinda slimy jerk, huh? Should've known.

[ And hey-- ]

He's not coming anywhere near you if you don't want him to. At least, not while I'm around.

[ Don't mind as she giggles and then sets you down because hey you're in the kitchen! YOU MADE IT!!! ]

I want a boyfriend exactly like you.

[ give her a moment ]

Or a girlfriend, but I don't think he'd take that as seriously.

[Alright, Tim's answer could just be him misconstruing Dick's advice. But here goes nothing.]

Yes I do, m'am. In fact, just give me all of it. I don't care.

[He doesn't like alcohol, doesn't like the taste of it, and doesn't like the thought of ever drinking it. But if it means impressing a pretty face for just one night, why not? There's a void dead parents and friends have left that wanton hedonism just might fill.]

It's Tim, by the way. [He shoots her a grin.] Tim Wayne. Maybe you've heard of me.

[ If Hiccup's trying to be stealthy about scurrying about, it's working. Anna's about to open the fridge to get herself a fresher drink than the ones scattered about on the counter and tables and surfaces when she's suddenly bumped into. Woops. ]

Hiccup? [ But his comment has her raising her brows, before she grins. ] -- Yeah, pretty rocking.

[ Coming back to before though... ]

And well, it's called a topless party for a reason, right?

[Despite living together, Hiccup and Elsa didn't interact as much as they could have. Then again he wasn't the biggest conversation starter and she usually kept to herself. But there she was, hiding from a hoard of people trying to get her to take her shirt off and he felt a ton of sympathy considering he was usually stuck with the "Kiss Hiccup" game.

So hey, he's not gonna attack her and she could use some company that she doesn't have to run from, so he'll just walk over and offer a little smile.]

Not one of our better party themes, huh?

[ Wait, what. Anna finds herself bewildered, before she offers the tray out-- ] I--If you're sure!

[ He doesn't seem all too jovial- but then there's a grin. She perks up, although hearing Wayne has her raising her brows. ]

Yeah! I'm Anna. [ She's not cooing over him, probably in light of recent events of her own. Being heartbroken again and again did that to a person. ] Youuuu... probably haven't heard of me.

[ As a joke, of course. She grins as she plucks one of the jello shots of her tray for herself. ]

[Well, duh. It's her sister!]

What game?

[Oh, he's just playing dumb. People aren't very quiet. Nor are they concerned about who's eavesdropping on their conversations.]

Is it a fun game? Am I allowed to hear the rules?

[Gotta wait for the right moment to strike. Just pretend you're hunting moose, Kristoff. Wait for the right noises...]

N-no! It's nothing.

[ Hahhahahahaaaaaaaa she's holding on to that shirt tightly. ]

Um-- you were talking to Anna last time right? [ SHE SAAAAAAAAW ]

I'm Elsa. Her sister.

[ She'll stand there, about to move for the cupboards when Elsa says that.

And hey, wow that's one of the best things she can say at that moment. Anna's feeling less than secure about anyone ever wanting her romantically right now.

So she laughs-- ] Maybe we can scare him off if we pretend we're dating. Especially since he knows we're sisters.

[ Traumatize the man, seems like a plan. ]

[Okay, so talking to a topless girl may be nerve wrecking but when it's time to talk about his dream suddenly he's all GLEAM GLEAM.

I'm in Pre-Law actually. It's always been my dream to become a defense attorney. [A nervous chuckle here.] Another reason why I don't come to these things often, either. Keeps you busy.

[He'll take a sip of his drink--ooh, that's nice and colddd--before continuing.] How about yourself?

He can try. I think we can outrun him.

[Kristoff shut up real quick, though, because he glances to his right to find the gardener in question - the huge green guy who happens to be making his way to the bathroom. Which is right next to Anna. So Kristoff grabs her and covers her mouth before she can react. After all, he doesn't want her spilling the beans in front of the guy they're conspiring against.]

Geez, Anna, he's already underpaid! [That's his attempt at whispering. But the guy is already in the bathroom, so, why the closeness still?]

Let's not make him responsible for first degree murder.

Oh. Looks like we do. [Oh gee, someone's wearing a shirt? And they're matching. What were the chances of matching with someone at a topless party?]

I guess you missed the part about the "topless" thing too, huh?

[Don't try to change the subject, Elsa.]

Oh, cool, nice to meet you. Tell her I said hi! Even if I just did... earlier.

[Alright, forget it, he can't hold it back anymore.]

But are you sure it's nothing? [Don't act like he can't see you fiddling with your shirt. Peripherals.]

'Cause it sounds like there's a whole lot of something happening, and no one's telling me what.

[Except HE KNOOOOOWS.]

[Astrid was only told to not wear a shirt, so she's still in a bra, only because no one told her she was allowed to do otherwise.

She'll raise an eyebrow when Anna approaches, impressed that someone was actually fully topless.]

Oh, Princess Anna! [She just always seems very princess-like.] I didn't expect you to have the guts to really go all out.

[Gotta laugh a bit nervously here, because he's doing all he can to resist looking downward right now. He wasn't even that kind of guy, but I mean, how can you not?]

Well, that's true. Us manly muscle men get to show off our exposed chests to the world, so there's absolutely no reason you ... [~~Beautiful? Curvy? Busty?~~] ... girls should not.

[Tim chuckles at her comment. Joking like that... in a party? Wait, that is a thing that happens. Better not forget that.]

No. I haven't.

[He takes a shot glass from her tray, making eye contact when he reaches for it.]

But I'd like to.

[After that, he takes a sip and musters all his training to conceal his subsequent disgust.]

[ Eurgh... she'll grimace... just a bit. ]

...Everyone's... trying to get me to take my shirt off.

[ She has no idea what the fascination is with her breasts. She didn't think they were particularly large... maybe tonight was just the wrong night to wander home straight into a topless party with a bright sequined shirt on. ]

I guess whoever gets it off the most wins???

[ She's unsure of the parameters or the exact rules ]

Or he'll want to see a demonstration.

[ god can U EVEN IMAGINE. ]

I don't think I'm nearly drunk enough for that.

[ come on, get through the cabinets faster, she needs chocolate ]

[ Here she is pulling at her hair lightly. ]

Yeah, it's... kind of silly.

[ she offers him a shrug and a smile-- they both were the ones who seemed to end up a s the butt of the jokes of the more rambunctious crew ]

At least it's not "kiss Hiccup", right?

That I did.

[A smirk.] But that's not all we have in common.

I saw you talking to that girl over there. Anna.

[Now he takes a sip.]

Let me tell you something, pal. My company owns that vest. And pretty soon, I'm gonna own you.

[Another sip, pained at the bitter taste.]

...Because I saw her first.

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