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it's not a nude party but there's no rules against taking your pants off too

in which everyone is required to take their damn shirt off because reasons
that's really all there is to this party so just take it off ladays and gents

TOPLESS PARTY

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[ Okay she needs to start working out ~~or get ice powers~~ because she can't do anything but hang here and be useless ]

Are either one of you even listening to me?

[She glances down at herself, reminding herself which bra she was wearing.]

Oh, this? I bought it over the summer, back home. Thanks!

[She pauses, thinking a minute.] I bet you have some super cute bras, too.

H-her shirt? Do you really think I'd be so crass?

[ He was gonna feel her up until she took it off herself, duh. But he's playing dumb because he's an ass. ]

Anyway, put her down! She obviously didn't consent to being manhandled like she is.

[ How much can he trust her.... She's no Anna, after all. ]

Seems like an uneven trade. How about I do whatever you say once, and you show me, once. In private.

[ He crosses his arms-- his toned, muscular ginger-haired arms, ok. ]

You know, it's not as though I was going to steal your shirt or anything.

[ So, guess who's rounding the corner holding a cup with a little umbrella and inexplicably wearing sunglasses indoors?

Why, it's this guy. The most annoying great friend you every had. ]

'Eeeeeey, birdbrain! How's it hanging? When'd you get here?

[ ....oh no. she's starting to see a pattern. ]

Yeah, hiding out somewhere in my room.

[ which appears to be locked and everyone "doesn't know where the key is".

okay rapunzel seriously can't be in on this game, right? ]

[Even if she is playing, at least she's playing more nicely than some others.]

Wait. You mean you're not wearing one right now?

N--No.

[She turns around so you can see that that sequined top is backless]

If I had known there was going to be a topless party tonight... [ well... ] I would have stayed on campus in the library.

Oh. Oh, I didn't know. [And knowing some others...] They locked your room on you, didn't they?

[ Oh you drive a hard bargain doucheMcSideburns. She'll cross her arms as well-- protecting those glitter tits of hers ]

You do whatever I want and if you fail at your task, you don't get anything.

Yeah.

[ Her life is horrible. Though really in it's own way she's been having ... "fun" running from everyone the entire night. At least no one had been a complete dick about it. ]

I'm hoping they either let me in soon or I can find the keys on my own.

I don't have keys, but if you want you can come to mine and Anna's room and find something temporary to wear. You know, just in case?

Sorry, I didn't hear you sweeten the deal at all. Was there an offer there, or not?

[ He just wants to see your hot rack, Elsa. ]

[ ..... ]

I'm not taking my shirt off in front of you Rapunzel.

[ YOU ARE THE SNEAKIEST OF THEM ALL ]

[ HUFFFFFF ]

The better you do, the longer you can see them.

[ WAIT. BETTER ADD ]

But no touching.

[ Well, okay now he's getting somewhere. ]

And what is it you want me to do?

What-? [A feigned gasp.] I'm not-!

...

Okay, okay. You caught me. [She shrugs, smiling a bit.] But the offer is genuine. If you want something to change into I'll close the door and everything. I promise.

[And they've all known Rapunzel long enough that her promises are serious business.]

First-- [ Implying there's going to be more. and worst tasks ] I want you to apologize to Anna. And ask what it will take for her to forgive you, and do what she says.

[ Not even gonna warn you that you're gonna get punched. ]

And it has to be believable, otherwise this shirt stays firmly in place.

Coercing me with your body so that I'll lie to your sister, hm? My, Elsa, you are quite the woman.

[ Could you be any hotter, Elsa? It's literally impossible. ]

But fine, I'll do it. But seeing as how you seem to have even more in mind for me, I extend the same to you. I apologize in exchange for your shirt. Any more than that, and I'll want more, too.

We agreed this was just for the shirt. What else do you think I'm going to give you?

What else do you plan on taking? You did say "first."

[Kristoff sighs in resignation. He knows Hans isn't going to let up, but he also hears some heavy footsteps ascending that staircase. Kristoff knows damn well who that is, but in feigning ignorance of it, he shrugs. Elsa is still on his shoulder, by the way.]

Okay, fine. You know what?

[Now he puts her on Hans's shoulder. And quietly, he steps back.]

Screw it. Just take her, you beautiful man. [Never have endearing words sounded more spiteful.]

Thank you.

[Astrid had a bit of a feminist touch to her, basically getting upset whenever women were degraded to be considered inferior to men in some way or other. Not being allowed to do the same things guys would normally do kind of rubbed her the wrong way too.]

Exactly! If a bunch of egotistical guys wanna be all macho and show off their chest muscles, girls deserve to do it too without having to worry about being ogled over it.

[...]

Apologize to Jack as well, beg for his forgiveness possibly tell him he's a better kisser than you.

[...Waaaait]

And kiss Kristoff. The longer the better. Because it would amuse me.

Well, look who it is. [Guess who's smirking back at you, Gar.] I actually just got here!

[That's Dick going in for the fist bump, chuckling.]

Apparently we share an affinity for crashing random parties. Small world, much?

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