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it's not a nude party but there's no rules against taking your pants off too

in which everyone is required to take their damn shirt off because reasons
that's really all there is to this party so just take it off ladays and gents

TOPLESS PARTY

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[ Okay, she's laughing-- this is ridiculous ]

How do you even manage to stash so many?

I woke up to find Hans in my bed.

[ Wow, that sounds...Awful. ]

Nothing happened -- not really -- he just wandered in drunk after I went to bed. Aaand then we couldn't leave my room the next morning because some people decided to have sex in the living room.

[ Eventually they were chased off, but not before Elsa was pinned down. ]

[He'll offer her a supportive smile.] Just communications? Come on, that's all pretty important stuff.

And if you did something with the news, I'm sure you'd be pretty good at capturing people's attention. [Whoa, what.] I-I mean! Cause you seem really nice and stuff and you're pretty easy to talk to!

[You know, not cause you're capturing attention in other ways.]

[ Well, guess who's on the second floor. Yes, it's Hans--shirtless, because that's how the game goes. Actually, he'd gone upstairs to the bathroom since the one on the first floor was occupied and now--

Uhm, well. This is certainly a sight. Was he trying to take off Elsa's shirt? I mean, sure, Hans might even feel a little embarrassed if he wasn't a jealous asshole. ]

Elsa? [ Well, he knows her. Sorta. He did kinda wake up in her bed that time. As for the other dude, the one carrying her... ] And Kris....topher? What are you doing? Put her down!

A trade? [ Watch her mouth pull into a line ] What kind of trade?

[Rapunzel wanders over, all casual like. She smiles at Elsa and offers her the extra drink she's carrying.]

Hi, Elsa! How are you doing?

My pants for your shirt?

[ Yeah, he's basically like "u want dis." What a tool. ]

[Everything seemed to align for this. The stars, the planets, the entire cosmos, for this contest of wills between two dorky young men.]

Okay, then. Bring forth the shots.

[A large ogre of a man (who owes Tim a favor for some reason) distributes a tray full of shot glasses to the table. As the table lies between Tim and Apollo, it's in the perfect place for their confrontation. They stand from opposite sides like two monolithic forces ready to destroy each other.]

I'm taking you down, stranger.

[He reaches for a glass. Stacy's Dad by Uncle Izzy is playing in the background. The atmosphere is tense.]

[ Don't mind as she jumps a little-- She's on full paranoia mode. people trying to get her to shed her shirt left and right ]

Fine... Interesting party to come back to after midterms.

[ She'll accept the drink a little cautiously--

you'll have to forgive her punze. She adores you. But seriously. Everyone's been looking for openings ]

How are you?

[He'd seen her chatting with Kristoff quite a lot. So it almost seemed like that was her type. Not that he was buffing up for her sake, of course! But you know, if it made her interested, that was an added bonus. Not that he was interested. Just you know, well, maybe.]

That's the plan! [He'll take the beer and open that sucker up.]

So this is a pretty surprising turnout. I guess people were pretty psyched for this theme, huh?

Hans.

[At first, he greets the bastard with some well-deserved disdain. Shoots him the evil eye, even. But this may be the first time Kristoff's seen him shirtless.]

Dude. [He kind of forgets that Elsa's still on his shoulder.]

...You seriously lift, man! In all the times I've punched your face, I never noticed your trim figure.

[Before Kristoff beats him up yet, he's just gonna marvel. Hans, you're still a dick. But Kristoff gives credit where credit is due.]

How do you keep in shape?

[ Watch her turn slightly pink-- and then respond to that with this: ]

Really if I get you drunk enough I can get that for free-- [ WOW. THAT SOUNDED WRONG-- ] B-because you wandered into my room last time!

[ And that was added on even more quickly--!!!! ]

Mm-hm.

[ He's not denying it. He's actually smiling at the memory. ]

So, do we have a deal? Did you happen to like what you saw, last time?

[ WOW and now Elsa's situation just went from Bad to Worse. Well, really, she's not afraid either one of these guys is going to hurt her or force her to do anything. But one is persistent and annoying-- but kind of hot.... and -- yeah okay the other one is just the same.

Shit. ]

Maybe you should let me down and you two can discuss your work out sessions with each other?

[ Yup, helpless little whimper from the girl on your shoulder kristoff. Still trying to hold that shirt up. ]

Oh, pretty good. [She shrugs slightly and takes a sip of her own drink.] I'm not really sure how the party got started, but Anna ended up talking me into it. I guess it is pretty surprising to come home to, isn't it?

No!

[ That was quick and hissed out, and now she'll firmly cross her arms over her breasts ]

I'm not going to work for something I can get for free.

A little. [ Understatement of the year right there. She'll take a sip of her drink along with Rapunzel. Relaxing slightly since she isn't being hassled about her shirt and it's state of being on or off her body.

And really, Rapunzel is totally not in on the game, right?

Totally. ] Your bra is super cute, by the way, where did you get it?

[ Hans glares right back, but Kirstoff's words have him taking his guard down in the blink of an eye. You chose the right plan to distract him, Kristoff. Flattery will get you everywhere with him. ]

Well, I do some riding as well as lifting weights... But I try to run, too. It's good to build up endurance.

[ You know he spends every morning admiring himself in the mirror. He's that kind of guy. ]

I do wonder about that-- what's Elsa doing on your shoulder, exactly? Don't you think you should put her down?

My underwear, then? I'm willing to negotiate.

[ Yeah, he is. B) ]

[Oh. Hans. Hiccup didn't really know anything about him beyond his ability to kiss--since unfortunately he's played the "Kiss Hiccup" game too--and the fact a majority of his household and other friends couldn't stand the guy.]

So, he didn't ... do anything to you, did he? Cause if he did, I'll be glad to knock him out for you.

[Highly doubtful that he could do that with his size, but hey, he's a concerned housemate.]

No--no he was fine. A little cuddly, but fine.

[ Cuddly is an understatement. Really. ]

It's just. Anna likes him.

[ HAHAAAAAAAAAA-- ]

And then she saw us together.

[ HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ]

Hans!

[ she will end you ]

[Heh, Kristoff didn't even plan it. He's just genuinely impressed!]

You can't fool me with that handsome face of yours, Hans. I know your angle.

[Have an accusatory glare.]

You're just gonna take her and her shirt off for yourself! Admit it!

What? I'm being honest.

[ Yeah, and laughing about it, too. ]

[ Oh she is giving you such a look right now. Such a look...

But really. She could work this to her advantage. ]

How about this? You do whatever I say the entire night, and I'll take off my shirt for you. In private.

[ Bro.

Bro don't do it. ]

Edited (added two more tempting words) 2014-06-05 18:32 (UTC)

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