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it's not a nude party but there's no rules against taking your pants off too

in which everyone is required to take their damn shirt off because reasons
that's really all there is to this party so just take it off ladays and gents

TOPLESS PARTY

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[ Well, after staring incredulously for a good minute or so, Hans manages to recover from that... odd compliment. He's half a mind to pull some of that bravado of his-- but he really doesn't know what to say. His instincts tell him to do what she wants him to do... that's just what he defaults to, but.........

This is coming from the guy whose family never loved him and who pretty much tried to iron out all those imperfections, ok. ]

You're... not kidding, right? Are you?

[ If she'd just called him beautiful, he'd have glowed with pride. But this... This is WEIRD OKAY. ]

That's not funny either, you know.

It's not important.

[ ttly not ]

Why are you red, then!

[ She's about to say she isn't-- until she realizes she totally is.

Different tactics need to be used here Elsa.

More extreme tactics ]

Because-- [ think quick ] -- it's really really silly -- [ Elsa, come on. What were all those public speaking courses for ] -- I would rather-- be masturbating than sleep with you both.

[ HAH.

oh wow that is actually not even true but she is not about to admit to the truth. ]

You have fun with that.

None of my business! Sorry I asked!

I have to go ... do something. Somewhere else. Right now. Bye!

So help, why don't you?

[He shoots him a smirk over his shoulder before running the bath.]

I mean, you're not bad company, but you could do better. A D- at best right now.

[And Hiccup will give him those kisses he seeks--on his lips, the side of his mouth, those hot cheeks, down to his jaw. Anywhere he can kiss to give Jack all his attention, in addition to the fingers that caress along his waist through the crevice of his thigh until they trace slowly along his cock with just their tips.

Hiccup's mouth lands on the spot between Jack's neck and shoulders--the spot he knows gets him most intense and begins to give light sucks where a faint mark is still there from some nights before.]

[ NEGL she's pretty proud of that victory even if it cost her some of her self respect. Because the alternative would probably have caused a lot more awkward-- at least at this stage. Nope. Not when Hans is causing massive emotional destruction across the entire apartment.

Speaking of which... ]

Watch out for Hans, he's definitely hanging around still.

[ JUST A HINT OF MOCKING BECAUSE GOOD LUCK JACK. HANS IS ON A MISSION. ]

[ He manages to hold in unsteady breaths until his aching length is stroked by light, teasing fingertips, giving whoever is downstairs a preview of more moans to come. Creasing into him as Hiccup exacerbates that weak point, right where he knows it turns Jack to mush, nails run up shoulder-blades and into a thicket of messy hair to hold him close because that, that's wonderful and gets his dick wet against Hiccup's touch, hips rolling into a less than obliging hand; throat working on a gasp as he tips his head back, he shudders and his cock twitches tellingly.

It's this about sex that he's always liked, the thrill of getting to be with Hiccup aside — the caresses and kisses, letting himself be smothered in affection as he never usually is unless on his own terms. Here, he trusts Hiccup with everything and it's freeing. ]

Tell — Tell me you locked the door.

[ 'Cause seriously. ]

[ Flying out the door, goodnight Elsa hope you have a grand time with your laptop and porn-accessing fingers GOD SPEED!!! ]

I'm not trying to be funny-- [ You baffle her, bro ] Perfection is for fairy tales. I prefer reality.

Maybe... but.

[ Ugh, he's. About to get personal. Being perfect is his reality. ]

Look, I have twelve older brothers. I've always tried to be... perfect. Otherwise I'd never get noticed.

[ You baffle him, Elsa. ]

No one's ever said something like that to me-- unless you count my brothers, but they never meant it.

[ no

no he didn't lock the door jack.

too bad.

Because just as he finishes that sentence, Elsa comes bursting in-- which she normally wouldn't do, except this isn't normally. She's got a different shirt half on, she's flustered and --upset? Riled? There's a strange mix of emotions on her face-- ]

Alright so maybe there was so--

[ that "o" is dragged out as she realizes just what she walked in on ]--oooh. My. God.

[ She's slamming that door back shut. Hard. Loudly. ] S--Sorry!

[ This.... This is an Anna day for Elsa. Definitely. Jesus lord. ]

If your family doesn't notice you for who you are now-- then why would you want them to notice you for being someone you aren't?

[ Ughhhh, she's going to tug you so you come back closer to the bed you weird half hard baby. She'll even open up the blankets so she can give you a hug because it seems like you need one(With her top off and all). ]

The people who like you for you will come when you drop the act. [ She shrugs ] Everyone likes Jack and he's kind of an asshole.

[Hiccup's mouth freezes in place upon hearing Jack. Tell me you locked the door. The door--did he lock it? Of course he locked it. Why wouldn't he lock it? Then again, he was so exhausted from the night, he wasn't too sure if he was capable of consciously remembering to do so. So, wait. I don't think I locked it.

But it doesn't take long before he gets a plain straightforward answer, because the door suddenly bursts open and there's a shocked, white-faced housemate staring straight at them.

He doesn't even have time to react, just laying there gawking at her expression, hand still just casually on Jack's dick, and in a quick second, she's back out the door.

He's silent for a moment. Surprised and speechless that the inevitable did end up happening, especially because typical, disastrous Hiccup messed up again. But he swallows hard, finally finding the courage to speak up.]

So I don't think I locked the door.

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